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Tracy Morgan Upgraded To “Fair” Condition
Tuesday, June 17 by

Yay!

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Louis C.K. Wants TMZ To Pull Tracy Morgan Crash Video
Thursday, June 12 by

Louis C.K., stand-up in every way.

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Tracy Morgan Responsive But Still In Critical Condition After Multi-Car
Monday, June 9 by

No jokes here, folks. Not until we know he’s recovering.

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Lame: 13 Celebrities Hospitalized For “Exhaustion”
Thursday, January 26 by

I’ve been Tweeting all day. Take me to the hospital!

"I'm buggin' out!!"
Tracy Morgan Collapsed At Sundance
Monday, January 23 by

No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.

This is harder than Sophie's Choice.
Tracy Morgan And Eddie Griffin Both Vying To Play ODB In Wu Tang Biopic
Thursday, November 3 by

This is more difficult than Sophie’s Choice.

30 Rock Cast
Thursday, July 28 by Morgan Casey

The “30 Rock” cast plays in a comedy about the head writer of a comedy show, “TGS with Tracy Jordan.” The writer, Liz Lemon, must deal with obstacles on the…

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‘Pretender’ Stars Oscar Winner Melissa Leo, Oscar Nom Jesse Eisenberg, Oscar-Nothing Tracy Morgan
Monday, February 28 by

I’d like Tracy Morgan to make a good movie for once. Let’s make this happen, everybody.

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Aaron Sorkin To Play Aaron Sorkin On ’30 Rock’
Tuesday, February 15 by

Aaron Sorkin is walking and talking his way to 30 Rockefeller Center.

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Tracy Morgan Likes The Naughty Secretary Look
Friday, January 28 by

It’s funny that Tracy Morgan began his career on live television considering he can’t be allowed near a live-feed without a predictably unpredictable outburst. As TNT just found out.

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Sundance 2011 Detonates Its First Bomb
Tuesday, January 25 by

You’ve probably been anticipating the news of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival’s first all-around bad movie, with reports of mass walkouts and ritual suicide.

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‘Son Of No One Trailer’: The Mustaches Mean They’re Cops
Friday, January 21 by

I can’t decide if it’s the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition.

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Who Will Replace Ricky Gervais At Next Year’s Golden Globes?
Monday, January 17 by

If the Golden Globes have any hope of staying relevant, they’d better find a host who can fill Ricky’s shoes. Here’s a list of 9 possible replacements.

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Tracy Morgan Has a Fancy New Kidney
Tuesday, December 21 by

So while most Americans are struggling to make ends meet this holiday season, Morgan is out there buying new organs. Typical Hollywood.

Review: ‘Death at a Funeral’
Friday, April 16 by

Death at a Funeral R, 93m., 2010Cast: Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Zoe Saldana, James Marsden, Columbus Short, Regina King, Keith David, Peter Dinkaledge with Loretta Devine, Luke Wilson, Tracy Morgan…

3-D ‘Jaws’ Remake May Be in the Works at Universal
Tuesday, February 9 by

Has our insatiable appetite for stereoscopic film imagery driven us past the point of no return? Would Hollywood be brazen enough to dig up the corpse of a classic in order to drop a 3-D deuce in its mouth? I'd like to think there's a certain line that does not get crossed but this item has me worried.A source at Universal has told Cinema Blend that a 3-D remake of Jaws may be in the works. From Cinema Blend:Their claim is that people now expect more, visually, from their movie going experience. So, Hollywood studios are inclined to take some of their tried and true franchise names like Jaws and bring them into the 3D world. The tipster also revealed that at one point Tracy Morgan was being considered for the role of Matt Hooper, originally played by Richard Dreyfuss. Willikers. This is too absurd to be true. It's like a movie poster 30 Rock's Tracy Jordan would hang in his dressing room. I don't know what to fear more with Tracy Morgan in the water, the shark or somebody getting pregnant.Regard this as a rumor for now. Universal will come to their senses. The last thing Jaws needs is a remake, especially one that heads in a comedic direction. That's why we have One Crazy Summer. (Cinema Blend)

‘Cop Out’ Red Band Trailer
Friday, February 5 by

DOUBLE nut shot? BAHhahahaha! Tracy Morgan gets it right in between the legs and then he gives it to a 10-year-old. My vivid description really doesn't do the scene justice. And that is mainly what the Cop Out red band trailer is all about.  I'll admit, it's funnier than the first oral-sex-conversationless trailer, but I fear I still can't get behind this movie. Tracy Morgan has grown on me in 30 Rock, I just don't know if I can tolerate his unique line delivery for 90 minutes. It always sounds like his throat is seizing up and he's choking out words seconds before his death. Check out the trailer below. It has a crude drawing in it. (Hint: It's a penis…with balls.)

Kevin Smith’s ‘Cop Out’ Trailer is Missing ‘Dicks’ and Balls
Thursday, December 24 by

  Grooooooaaaaaan. The trailer for Kevin Smith's new "comedy" Cop Out, formerly know as A Couple of Cops, formerly know as A Couple of Dicks (yes! funnier!), has hit, and it's about as amusing as tweezing someone else's pubes. I can't even tell what the movie is about, except that Tracy Morgan's character (I'm guessing a mentally challenged volunteer?) is teamed up with Bruce Willis's character (a "doin' it for the paycheck" grizzled veteran who's simply getting too old for this sh*t?).  Oh Kevin Smith, what has happened to you. I don't doubt that movie making by committee impeded on your ultimate vision for this film, but I honestly don't know if your ultimate vision would have been much better even if you were given free reign. Maybe if Jay and Silent Bob were hanging outside of every convenience store Morgan and Willis will inevitably go in to. After all, you gotta get product placement in their somehow. My ideal sponsors for this film would be Chiquita Bananas and KY Jelly.   Cop Out rips one in theaters on February 2nd, 2010. Check out the trailer after the jump. Or if you'd like to be more entertained, just watch the opening credits of Panic Room. 

Tracy Morgan is Above The Law in New ‘Cops’ Pic
Friday, December 4 by

Here's a newly released still from Kevin Smith's upcoming Untitled Cop Movie (formerly known as A Couple Of Dicks). It's not official yet but it looks like the film will be given the watered-down title A Couple Of Cops. Buzz on this movie is that it is hilarious and I don't doubt that. Barring The Whole Nine Yards, Willis has turned in some funny performances in his career. And to see him and Tracy Morgan square off against gangsters should be entertaining. I am frightened by the thought of Tracy Morgan wielding the power of a gun and badge though. Frightened for our women. "Excuse me, ma'am. You have the right to remain silent and I have the right to make you pregnant. My d*ck is going to frisk your uterus." (via First Showing)

Cop Out
Wednesday, June 3 by

Director: Kevin SmithCast: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott, Adam Brody, Ana De La RegueraSynopsis: A comedy about two cops whose adventures include locating a stolen baseball card, rescuing a woman, and dealing with gangsters and their laundered money.