I’m hoping they re-imagine the volleyball scene by making it less gay. Or more gay. Either way is great with me.

He’s a very short man. Sometimes, it just doesn’t add up.

Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.

I can’t wait to hear Tom Cruise begin to quietly explain what’s going on and then quickly transition to SHOUTING ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON!

Sure Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis can give us some pointers when it comes having friends with benefits, but, like the rest of us civilians we’re pretty sure that dating a marine is a mystery to them.

The trailer would indicate a little of the ‘Bourne’ DNA in this one. And an Eminem song.

The costume designer picked out some pretty impressive pants. Give her a raise.

Tom Cruise will play a hulking drifter the only way he knows how: by being really small and smiling incredulously at everything.

It’s hard to rhyme ‘Boneta’.

The actor has been light biking around the $100 adaptation of the popular graphic novel, ever since the project jumped spaceship from Disney to Universal.

He’s back in.

Bryan Cranston is blowing up faster and hotter than a meth lab explosion.

Screenwriter Fogelman got Cruise attached to his untitled new movie pitch and sold it for millions. I guess Scientology powers are real.

He’s smiling because he just bought Ludacris’ and Vince Vaughn’s houses and is giving them to his mailman as a Christmas gift.

Michael Douglas is going to be furious.

They say the best revenge is living well, and Kosinski seems to be living well with Universal on one arm and Tom Cruise on the other (not in a gay way).

Could someone like Keanu Reeves be convincing as an emotionless robot?

Note to Paramount: you could also earn millions by NOT making this movie.

Your little sister might be excited that Diego Gonzalez Boneta (“Pretty Little Liars,” “90210″) will officially star in ‘Rock of Ages’. See how dreamy he is?