"What did I do last night? Oh, I won the Super Bowl, then ducked out early to go home and play with my wife Gisele's breasts all night. What did you get up to?"
6 Movie Characters Who Have A Better Life Than Tom Brady
Monday, January 23 by

Yup, there are only six.

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Links Away: Tom Brady Gets All Teary-Eyed Over ‘American Idol’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Some people care about that show way too much.