Screen Junkies » tom arnold http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 11 Sep 2014 19:35:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 David Hasselhoff Cast As Sleazy Porn Dude On ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/david-hasselhoff-cast-as-sleazy-porn-dude-on-sons-of-anarchy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/david-hasselhoff-cast-as-sleazy-porn-dude-on-sons-of-anarchy/#comments Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:29:16 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=219042 Charlie Sheen was not available.

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In news that you didn’t care to know, there’s renewed interest in David Hasselhoff‘s penis. The Baywatch star will join the new season of Sons Of Anarchy as a former porn star who didn’t get his python at the pet shop. Now retired, his character makes serious money (and does a great service to mankind) by producing sleazy girl-on-girl films.

Show creator and pacifist Kurt Sutter painted an inadvertently gross picture by tweeting “C*nt. C*nt.C*nt.C*nt.C*nt.” that the “best part” of this casting is “Hoff and Tom Arnold in the same scene.” Let’s hope they keep their producer pants on. (TV Guide)

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Arnie “Excited” About ‘True Lies 2′ Says Tom Arnold, Who Is Probably “Excited” To Just Get A Job http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnie-excited-about-true-lies-2-says-tom-arnold-who-is-probably-excited-to-just-get-a-job/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnie-excited-about-true-lies-2-says-tom-arnold-who-is-probably-excited-to-just-get-a-job/#comments Fri, 18 Mar 2011 19:38:11 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=202516 Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold's calls as we speak.

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It’s a tricky situation when a huge story comes from a source that clearly has an agenda. Such is the case with today’s True Lies 2 news in which Tom Arnold, in an interview with Movieweb, says that Arnold Schwarzenegger is “excited” about True Lies 2. Which could mean just what it sounds like, or it could mean “Tom Arnold is excited about True Lies 2, so he’s going to start pimping it to media outlets and hope that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.” Time will tell.

He did provide some logistical insight on where the movie is, saying that a script written by James Cameron and Jeff Eastin has the blessing of both Arnold S. and T. Arnold, the latter’s being more of a compliment than a condition of adaptation, I’m sure. Tom Arnold also conveyed that Cameron’s capacity would be that of producer, due to the fact that he’s got those Avatar flicks in the pipeline that will monopolize his creativity for the next decade or so.

Schwarzenegger has bee fighting off roles with a stick since announcing his comeback, so this is one of many projects he’s considering, but it’s also a logical re-entry point for Arnie. The next chapter of True Lies could make for an entertaining story, and the film remains one of the most beloved action films in history. Tom Arnold could be saying these things because he needs a hot meal and a shower, but that doesn’t mean he’s wrong.

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James Cameron’s ‘True Lies’ Coming to the Small Screen http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/james-camerons-true-lies-coming-to-the-small-screen/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/james-camerons-true-lies-coming-to-the-small-screen/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 It was this, or a pic of Jamie Lee Curtis. No offense to Curtis, but I stand by my decision. Director James Cameron is heading back to the small screen with a planned television adaptation of True Lies. The 1994 film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a secret agent and Jamie Lee Curtis as his bored, unknowing wife, was a box-office hit and also garnered critical acclaim. Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the series, which is about to be shopped to the networks, will be produced by Cameron's Lightstorm Entertainment and 20th Century Fox TV. This marks Cameron's second foray into the world of television. In 2000, he produced the Fox series "Dark Angel," which only lasted two seasons, but still managed to introduce the world to the wonders of Jessica Alba's 19-year-old ass. Here's hoping that Cameron's latest effort has as profound an impact on our society.

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<p><a target=Director James Cameron is heading back to the small screen with a planned television adaptation of True Lies. The 1994 film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a secret agent and Jamie Lee Curtis as his bored, unknowing wife, was a box-office hit and also garnered critical acclaim. Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the series, which is about to be shopped to the networks, will be produced by Cameron’s Lightstorm Entertainment and 20th Century Fox TV.

This marks Cameron’s second foray into the world of television. In 2000, he produced the Fox series "Dark Angel," which only lasted two seasons, but still managed to introduce the world to the wonders of Jessica Alba’s 19-year-old ass. Here’s hoping that Cameron’s latest effort has as profound an impact on our society.

 

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