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David Hasselhoff Cast As Sleazy Porn Dude On ‘Sons Of Anarchy’
Wednesday, July 6 by

Charlie Sheen was not available.

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Arnie “Excited” About ‘True Lies 2′ Says Tom Arnold, Who Is Probably “Excited” To Just Get A Job
Friday, March 18 by

Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold’s calls as we speak.

James Cameron’s ‘True Lies’ Coming to the Small Screen
Monday, September 13 by

It was this, or a pic of Jamie Lee Curtis. No offense to Curtis, but I stand by my decision.
Director James Cameron is heading back to the small screen with a planned television adaptation of True Lies. The 1994 film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a secret agent and Jamie Lee Curtis as his bored, unknowing wife, was a box-office hit and also garnered critical acclaim. Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the series, which is about to be shopped to the networks, will be produced by Cameron's Lightstorm Entertainment and 20th Century Fox TV.

This marks Cameron's second foray into the world of television. In 2000, he produced the Fox series "Dark Angel," which only lasted two seasons, but still managed to introduce the world to the wonders of Jessica Alba's 19-year-old ass. Here's hoping that Cameron's latest effort has as profound an impact on our society.