Wouldn’t have this problem if he’d just put bricks on top of his garbage cans.

May the best man win.

Once again, Tobey Maguire is the least attractive star in a film.

It will be just like acting school, except that stoner running lines with you is Leonardo DiCaprio.

She’d better look both ways before joining.

Yes, the ancient old Spider-Man is still webbing around. Maguire’s set to star in director Ang Lee’s adaptation of Yann Martel’s bestseller ‘Life of Pi’.

Ben Affleck is in talks to join director Baz Luhrmann’s new version of the literary classic I somewhat remember from high school english class.

Refreshingly, it’s not a comedy about big, broad set pieces. The humor is, appropriately, just in the details.

Carey Mulligan consistently looks like she just woke up from a nap. A nap where she dreamed about crying. Despite this, she’s a hot property in Hollywood these days.