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Honest Posters #1: ’90s Movies!
Friday, September 26 by

Today, we present five Honest Posters of ’90s hits, including Titanic, Home Alone, and Forrest Gump. Enjoy, and stay tuned for more!

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10 Iconic Movie Lines, If They Were Written Today
Friday, July 11 by

We live in an era of rapidly deteriorating linguistic abilities (translation: words b hard), where the appreciation for an eloquently-delivered turn of phrase is at an all time low.

Hallmark doesn't have a card for this.
7 Movies That Will Make You Glad You’re Single On Valentine’s Day
Thursday, February 6 by

Ask yourself: Would you want to trade places with any of these folks?

The 5 Most Epic Scenes In The Hsitory Of Movies
Saturday, June 15 by Sasha Moody

Whenever you watch an amazing movie, there is one scene that you remember forever no matter what. Even if the movie was just alright, you end up giving it an…

5 Movies Like The Notebook You Don’t need To See To Know The End
Saturday, January 19 by Gregory Wakeman

Some movies are so predictable it’s nauseating. You find yourself sitting inside a movie theater, on your sofa, or curled up in bed knowing exactly how the narrative is going…

5 Shipwreck Movies That You Could Watch On A Deserted Island
Monday, August 27 by Lee Keeler

Strap on your floaties and life preservers. We're sinking in our couches to discover the five shipwreck movies that you could watch on a deserted island. Be sure to pack…

6 Couples Vacation Movies That Will Make You Think Twice About Taking
Friday, August 3 by Gregory Wakeman

  It's a momentous day when you decide to finally go on holiday with your current beau. You need to make a sensible choice about where you decide to go…

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

6 Movies You Didn’t Know Had Alternate Endings
Monday, July 9 by Sasha Moody

You may not know it but a lot of your favorite movies have completely different endings. Things play out in a different way, sometimes leaving your favorite characters alive instead…

5 Forbidden Love Movies For Every Couple
Wednesday, May 2 by Sasha Moody

Being a hopeless romantic is a kind of a curse. You always want the two people in love to end up together. You always want the good guy to get…

Smile, fellas.
Our 7 Favorite Unintentionally Funny Deaths In Film
Friday, April 13 by

These are matters of life and hilarious death.

Ugh...
Honest Trailers: ‘Titanic 3D’
Thursday, April 5 by

Save yourself three hours and just watch this honest trailer…

Honestly, I'd throw my support behind kicking toddlers if it meant I got the day off.
The 9 Highest-Grossing Movies Of All Time (Written Without Help From Wikipedia)
Wednesday, January 18 by

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

7 Movie Sequels That Should Never Be Made
Saturday, December 3 by Jason Cuthbert

Countless movie sequels and remakes of the remakes clog movie theatre release schedules. Were those stories unfinished or did they simply smell like freshly printed money? These seven sacred classics…

4 Movies Like The Notebook That Will Make You Weep
Friday, November 25 by Leah Kayajanian

Admit it, it gets to you.  When an old and probably diaper-wearing Noah (James Garner) crawls into that tiny hospital bed with an equally old and dementia-addled Allie (Gena Rowlands)…

I'm no theologian, but I'll be f*cked if he's not one of the five people you meet in heaven.
The Many Looks Of William George (Billy) Zane Jr.
Thursday, October 13 by

“Put a cork in it, Billy Zane.”

I used to watch scrambled Cinemax like this.
Screw ‘Avatar’: 8 Movies That Deserve An Amusement Park Ride
Wednesday, September 21 by

If Spinning Teacups can be a ride, so can these.

10 Most Famous Movie Phrases
Friday, March 18 by Michael J

Movie buffs will easily be able to pick out the 10 most famous movie phrases. In fact they can tell you the name of the movie and who said it….

10 Best Historical Movies
Thursday, March 3 by Jennifer Wright

This list of the 10 best historical movies were super hard to pick. History is the basis for many of the best movies ever made. Everyone will likely have their…

10 Most Famous Romantic Movies
Thursday, February 3 by Walter Turner

The 10 most famous romantic movies are films that have endured for decades without losing their freshness and appeal. Each year produces a new crop of romantic movies, several of…

10 Famous Movie Love Scenes
Monday, January 3 by Zach Feral

Fans of romantic movies probably already have their own list of 10 famous movie love scenes, but ours tries to take into account everyone’s opinions! Whether you are feeling inspired…

Breaking News: ‘Avatar’ Makes James Cameron Wealthy
Friday, July 9 by

Clappin' all night in this bitch.Thanks to better than expected DVD sales, richy-richerson James Cameron is set to earn $350 million dollars from Avatar. That's a record breaking number for a director to make from one film, and well over a thousand times more than what a blogger can earn annually for writing pithy articles about movie-making on the Internet. But that doesn't matter to me. It's really my passion for Photoshop that keeps me going.The $350 million figure far outpaces the $97 million that Cameron earned for Titanic. That number will climb, of course, when he re-releases a 3D version of Titanic later this year (after re-releasing Avatar). We need a new term to accurately describe that amount of money. It's not f*ck you money, it's f*ck the continent of Asia money. (Deadline)

‘Titanic’ 3D Sets Sail in 2012
Tuesday, July 6 by

When James Cameron isn't saving the indigenous people of South America or cleaning up the BP oil spill, he spends time on his favorite hobby: filmmaking. Currently, Cameron is tinkering with a little-known film called Titanic. It was originally released in 1997 and was primarily shown in art-house theaters and on college campuses. Now, Cameron hopes to bring his work to a wider audience by converting it to 3D and re-releasing it to theaters in April of 2012.2012 marks the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's sinking, which went down on April 14th, 1912, much to the delight of melodramatic film lovers everywhere. (/Film)

You Can Be in ‘Titanic 2′! Mermaid Experience Preferred.
Tuesday, June 8 by

Sooooo someone's making Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors. There's a casting call for it on Craigslist, which means I can only assume it's absolutely legit. You want to audition? Shave and oil your legs and slip those flippers on for your big shot on July 1st and 2nd. "Actors with mermaid and under water acting experience are highly desirable." The synopsis straight from the source:"The film begins moments after the sinking of the Titanic. All who have drowned are brought back to life by a futuristic race of mermaids, called the Mantocks, who welcome the humans to their underwater paradise. Soon after, JACK DAWSON is elected king of the underwater humans. DAWSON requests that all humans be returned above water, a request that is denied by KING MANTROCK. The humans are slowly brainwashed into worshiping their mermaid saviors. Meanwhile, the sunken TITANIC has become a haunted underwater wasteland inhabited by RAGGARO and his band of mermaid pirates. Will the humans ever free themselves from their mermaid slavery? Will the mermaid pirates wage war on Mantock?"I'm going to go out on a limb and say this could possibly be the best movie ever. When was the last time we saw a decent mermaid war waged on film, or video, or whatever they're going to shoot this thing on? I don't care what anyone says, tridents are a true mermaid man pirate's weapon of choice. Now let's take this sunken ship by force! **Stabs cheese cubes with three-pronged fork, dives into kiddy pool** (Cinematical)