Yep, 29 years.

The last time Project Runway host Tim Gunn got dirty with another person, the Iran-Contra affair was still four years off. Ronald Reagan was a new president.

He said that the celibacy was brought about by a previous relationship that, in conjunction with the rising threat of AIDS in the gay community, just sorta turned him off of sex for the next thirty years or so.

Perhaps if we took our filthy minds off of sex for a scant thirty years, we would be able to write that novel we kept putting off, start that artisanal granola company that we’ve always dreamed of, or maybe even get popular catch phrase like “Make it work.”

My catch phrase would be “GIMME A HANDJOB!”

See? Catchy!