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HBO is cranking it up to ten with a series about the exciting world of movie blogging. The show, entitled Cheetos For Lunch Tilda, is being developed with hopes of going to pilot by Bill Condon (Dreamgirls, Kinsey) and Cynthia Mort (Tell Me You Love Me). It focuses on a tough female entertainment journalist with a "no-holds-barred style." HBO seems like the perfect home for a project like this. There’s no way you could get away with the requisite blogger-pantslessness on regular networks. Also, the Entourage crossovers seem like a given. Here’s an excerpt:

JOHNNY DRAMA: Oh no! My sex tape leaked and now all of Hollywood knows I have a small donger!

TILDA: (adjusts camel toe) TOLDJA!

Comparisons were drawn immediately to Deadline Hollywood’s Nikki Finke. Yet she hasn’t responded to this at all. Weird. I hope that she’s okay. Somebody pleas drive by her place to make sure she’s not concussed while I call all the morgues. (THR)