Screen Junkies » Three Musketeers http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 03 Oct 2014 21:50:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Second ‘Three Musketeers’ Trailer Sprinkles In Some Steampunk http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/second-three-musketeers-trailer-sprinkles-in-some-steampunk/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/second-three-musketeers-trailer-sprinkles-in-some-steampunk/#comments Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:00:34 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=218295 They might be the ones to blame for all this "steampunk" nonsense.

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7 photosMilla Jovovich

Did you know that the Three Musketeers often dabbled in air-to-air combat? Alexander Dumas didn’t know that, but director Paul W. S. Anderson did, so it’s only natural that he would introduce Victorian airship dogfights into his adaptation of the literary classic.

Beyond that, we’re looking at an evil empire, somehow more that three musketeers, and the world’s most dangerous assassin, who happens to be a lady. That’s no typo…a lady assassin. Crazy!

Points for the film for casting Orlando Bloom, Milla Jovavich, and Christoph Waltz. Points against the film for having zero songs that feature the soothing voices of Sting, Bryan Adams, and Rod Stewart. We’ll say that’s a push.

 

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‘Three Musketeers’ Trailer Replaces Sheen With Explosions http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-three-musketeers-3d-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-three-musketeers-3d-trailer/#comments Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:20:39 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=203667 Summit has released the trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson's new explosion-y take on The Three Musketeers, which is in 3D, of course.

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Summit has released the trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson’s new explosion-y take on Th Three Musketeers, which is in 3D, of course. It stars Logan Lerman as D’Artagnan, and Matthew MacFadyen, Luke Evans and Ray Stevenson as the other three less diva-ish sword wielders. Couldn’t they just have remade this thing with Keifer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, and Chris O’Donnell, the cast of the 1993 version? Those guys could use the work. Plus Sheen needs to get his “Winning” phrase in a movie before it goes completely stale. Oh wait, too late on that already?

The Three Musketeers in 3D swings into theaters October 14, 2011.

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Orlando Bloom Seems Super Drunk http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/orlando-bloom-seems-super-drunk/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/orlando-bloom-seems-super-drunk/#comments Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:01:19 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=23740 America, nay, Planet Earth, I hope you're ready to get lost in Orlando Bloom's eyes all over again.

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America, nay, Planet Earth, I hope you’re ready to get lost in Orlando Bloom‘s eyes all over again.

Entertainment Tonight” stopped by the set of that Paul W.S. Anderson version The Three Musketeers that I can’t imagine anybody will want to go see (which, of course, means it will be the hugest hit and everyone except me will start wearing those queer floppy hats with the big feathers sticking out) to listen to Orlando Bloom act really, really high.

Not to compliment his acting, but I can’t tell if he’s faking it or not. He’s either doing an imitation of Captain Jack Sparrow or turning into Joaquin Phoenix. Or did he have a stroke? Whichever is the case, it’s pretty sad. The Orlando Bloom Beard Watch begins…… now.

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Orlando Bloom Dressed Ridiculously On Set Of ‘Three Musketeers’ (PHOTOS) http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/orlando-bloom-dressed-ridiculously-on-set-of-three-musketeers-photos/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/orlando-bloom-dressed-ridiculously-on-set-of-three-musketeers-photos/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Uncanny. JustJared snagged some snaps today from the set of What The Hell Is Orlando Bloom Doing? Here you can clearly see Orlando dressed like an asswipe along with Cristoph Waltz and Milla Jovovovovovovich. No photos yet of co-stars Logan Lerman, Mads Mikkelsen, Matthew Macfayden, Ray Stevenson, or Juno Temple, but I'm sure they look just as ridiculous. I'll keep you posted. Check out a full gallery after the jump...

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Uncanny.

JustJared snagged some snaps today from the set of What The Hell Is Orlando Bloom Doing? Here you can clearly see Orlando dressed like an asswipe along with Cristoph Waltz and Milla Jovovovovovovich. No photos yet of co-stars Logan Lerman, Mads Mikkelsen, Matthew Macfayden, Ray Stevenson, or Juno Temple, but I’m sure they look just as ridiculous. I’ll keep you posted.

Check out a full gallery after the jump…

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Orlando Bloom Dons Floppy Hat For ‘Three Musketeers’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/orlando-bloom-dons-floppy-hat-for-three-musketeers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/orlando-bloom-dons-floppy-hat-for-three-musketeers/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 12:12:14 +0000 Defy Media   Orlando Bloom won't be shaving that weird facial hair anytime soon. The Elizabethtown actor has been cast as the Duke of Buckingham in Paul W.S. Anderson's The Three Musketeers. British comedian James Corden will also join the cast as the servant Planchet. Previously cast are Christoph Waltz, Logan Lerman, Matthew MacFadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Mads Mikkelsen, and, of course, Anderson's wife/zombie slayer Milla Jovovich. Considering Anderson's film resume of mostly videogame adaptations, I'm really impressed by these casting announcements. It looks like this 3D take on the classic is picking up a lot of talented actors. And Milla Jovovich. (Variety)

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Orlando Bloom won’t be shaving that weird facial hair anytime soon. The Elizabethtown actor has been cast as the Duke of Buckingham in Paul W.S. Anderson’s Th Three Musketeers. British comedian James Corden will also join the cast as the servant Planchet.

Previously cast are Christoph Waltz, Logan Lerman, Matthew MacFadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Mads Mikkelsen, and, of course, Anderson’s wife/zombie slayer Milla Jovovich. Considering Anderson’s film resume of mostly videogame adaptations, I’m really impressed by these casting announcements. It looks like this 3D take on the classic is picking up a lot of talented actors. And Milla Jovovich. (Variety)

 

 

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From Nazi to Frenchman: Christoph Waltz to Star in ‘Three Musketeers’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/from-nazi-to-frenchman-christoph-waltz-to-star-in-three-musketeers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/from-nazi-to-frenchman-christoph-waltz-to-star-in-three-musketeers/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Back in 1940, all it took to turn a Frenchman into a Nazi was a few dozen Panzers and the promise of an adequate wine ration. In 2010, all it takes to turn a Nazi into a Frenchman is a few million dollars and director Paul W.S. Anderson.Christoph Waltz, who won an Oscar for his portrayal of Colonel Hans Landa (a.k.a. The Jew Hunter) in Inglourious Basterds, has signed on to play Cardinal Richelieu in the upcoming Three Musketeers film. Waltz joins a heavily European cast including Mads Mikkelsen and Milla Jovovich.According to FirstShowing.net, the film will be presented in 3-D. Anderson's version of the classic tale is also "going for a contemporary feel without moving the story from the traditional period setting." I'm assuming that means that the characters will say words like "s**t" and "sexting" while still wearing pantaloons.

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Back in 1940, all it took to turn a Frenchman into a Nazi was a few dozen Panzers and the promise of an adequate wine ration. In 2010, all it takes to turn a Nazi into a Frenchman is a few million dollars and director Paul W.S. Anderson.

Christoph Waltz, who won an Oscar for his portrayal of Colonel Hans Landa (a.k.a. The Jew Hunter) in Inglourious Basterds, has signed on to play Cardinal Richelieu in the upcoming Three Musketeers film. Waltz joins a heavily European cast including Mads Mikkelsen and Milla Jovovich.

According to FirstShowing.net, the film will be presented in 3-D. Anderson’s version of the classic tale is also "going for a contemporary feel without moving the story from the traditional period setting." I’m assuming that means that the characters will say words like "s**t" and "sexting" while still wearing pantaloons.

 

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