Screen Junkies » thomas jefferson http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sun, 14 Sep 2014 20:59:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Charlie Sheen Calls Thomas Jefferson A Pussy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/charlie-sheen-calls-thomas-jefferson-a-pussy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/charlie-sheen-calls-thomas-jefferson-a-pussy/#comments Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:26:31 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=29699 GO CHARLIE, GO!

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GO CHARLIE, GO!

After his latest statements, I have decided that anyone who dares reach out to this man to change him will pull back a bloody stump. With his brand of drug-addled crazy, he seriously threatens to overtake Kanye West as the mayor of Insane-O-Ville. Mel Gibson will remain City Manager.

During an (initially) innocuous interview on “The Alex Jones Show,” Sheen:

  • Offered to provide a urine sample in the interviewer’s mouth
  • Slammed a porn star that didn’t join him to the Bahamas. (Don’t worry, he’s still got two more with him. Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, for those scoring at home.)
  • Called his boss, “Two-and-a-Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre, a handful of anti-semitic slurs, “a turd,” and claimed Lorre had an “un-evolved mind,” unlike Sheen, who claimed that his own mind was capable of curing his alcoholism.

His exact words? Per TMZ, he said “I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

When Alex Jones then told Sheen that he sounded like Thomas Jefferson (a compliment, I guess?), Sheen graciously replied, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!” They were afraid to teach us THAT in history class.

Right now, Charlie Sheen is the most entertaining man in America…with his mind.

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