At any rate, since we all know the ending, maybe Spielberg should consider spicing it up a bit? Here are 9 suggestions. You’re welcome.

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But as bad as Fred Phelps is, there’s always somebody worse. Well, maybe in this case, there’s not. In order to find someone more loathsome than our boy Fred, we have to look to the world of fiction. So, we did. Here are seven other preachers and holy men from the world of cinema who are worse than Fred Phelps.

Eli Sunday – There Will Be Blood

Eli Sunday is a little high on himself and his holy power, claiming that “God doesn’t save stupid people.” I guess he’s right in some ways. After all, he does stupidly provoke Daniel Plainview to steal from him and issue multiple beatings. He should have just been happy with his milkshake.

Archbishops - The Godfather III

Anyone who has ever paid for a wedding knows that priests love free meals and being tipped out. So why Michael Corleone would hand over $600 million to the Vatican and expect a return on his investment is beyond me. All is really earns him is a lot of bloodshed. Including his own.

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The Alamo Drafthouse Rolling Roadshow (sponsored by Levi’s) kicks off next week with public viewings of nine classic films around the country. In an interesting twist, the movies will be shown at the locations where they were filmed. The theme of the event is "‘We Are All Workers."

Rooted by one of the nation’s founding principles, We Are All Workers hits the road with nine seminal screenings proving that everybody’s work is equally important.

I’m an internet writer. My mere existence proves that we are not all "workers," and our work is not all "equally important." But considering the Roadshow’s website describes The Godfather II, the story of a ruthless crime syndicate, as a "defining immigrant worker story," I probably shouldn’t get to hung up on the logic behind the text.

But what the event lacks in well written copy, it more than makes up for with these awesome redesigned film posters by artist Olly Moss. Enjoy. (First Showing)

See the posters after the jump…