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	<title>Screen Junkies &#187; theaters ninjas</title>
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		<title>Britain Installing &#8216;Ninjas&#8217; In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Penn Collins</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Brits, as polite as they are reputed to be, still are faced with inconsiderate movie-goers, but they&#8217;re not gonna take it anymore. The <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/prince/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Prince</a> Charles Theatre has hired a gaggle of enforcers decked out in black Green Man suits (Black Man suits?) to pop up out of nowhere and scare the living fuck out of chatty audience members.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s meant to be in good fun, and the good-natured shaming will probably serve as a decent deterrent, but I&#8217;m guessing an even better deterrent would be to kill the family members of those found disrupting people with their chatter. Of course, that would be illegal and a logistical nightmare, so this surprise attack thing by ninjas is a pretty good plan B.</p>
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