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eBay Bans The ‘Django Unchained’ Action Figures
Friday, January 25 by

Still available in shady back alleys.

He usually only streams on fire hydrants.
The Weinstein Company Bypasses Cable For Netflix
Wednesday, February 22 by

Like everyone else, the Weinsteins are getting rid of cable and switching to Netflix.

Answers. NOW.
Uggie Will Not Be Attending The Oscars
Wednesday, February 15 by

Aw, hell nah!

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Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’ Gets Merry Release Date
Wednesday, June 15 by

Finally, a slavery movie fit for the holidays.

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‘Fraggle Rock’ Movie Is Going To Melt Your Mind
Tuesday, June 14 by

The Scissor Sisters have been hired to guarantee you SEE the music.

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Paul Thomas Anderson Brainwashes Rami Malek Into His Cult
Friday, June 3 by

‘The Pacific’ actor has been indoctrinated and thetan-scanned into Anderson’s new Scientology-based movie.

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Scott Mann Will Try To Improve Upon ‘Seven Samurai’
Tuesday, May 3 by

Film geeks everywhere are seething over their Criterion Collections.

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Weinstein Lawsuit Might Kill ‘The Crow’ Reboot (Thank God)
Wednesday, April 20 by

Eric Draven can come back from the dead, but when he’s killed with a lawsuit, he becomes perma-dead.

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The Weinsteins To Make Broadway Awesome By Adding Karate
Thursday, March 31 by

‘Finding Neverland’, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’, and more headed to the Broadway stage.

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Don’t Make Plans To See ‘Apollo 18′ Next Month Or This Year
Friday, March 25 by

Fine. I need the extra time to get my taxes in anyways.

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Weinstein Company Could Soon Make A ‘Derailed’ Video Game
Friday, March 25 by

Now you can play video games AND make the Weinsteins richer simultaneously!

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Little Rowboats, Hitler, And The Weinsteins: A Winning Combination
Thursday, March 3 by

Those Winklevoss boys made rowing hot again.

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Tom Hooper Has His Pick Of Boring Projects
Tuesday, March 1 by

‘The King’s Speech’ director has his pick of Oscar bait projects after bringing the little guy home on Sunday night.