Screen Junkies » The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sun, 14 Sep 2014 20:59:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Honest Trailers: ‘Twilight – Breaking Dawn’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight-breaking-dawn/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight-breaking-dawn/#comments Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:43:30 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=253839 So. Much. Staring.

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We donated several hours of our lives that we’ll never get back to take apart The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Parts I & II, the one where Bella and Edward finally bang.

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Vampires And Werewolves Fight Colonial Ghosts Or Something In ‘Breaking Dawn – Part II’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/vampires-and-werewolves-fight-colonial-ghosts-or-something-in-breaking-dawn-part-ii-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/vampires-and-werewolves-fight-colonial-ghosts-or-something-in-breaking-dawn-part-ii-trailer/#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2012 15:54:24 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=250783 The long wait pays off. After this, no more 'Twilight'.

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A longer look at last week’s trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part II is now available to view and fans shou– WHAT?! Kristen Stewart just tackled a mountain lion in mid-air. Totally T-boned it, too!! I always thought these movies were about whispering and ab muscles. Had I known there would be big cat wrestling, I’d have made an effort to see them. Also of note, Robert Pattinson punches the ground and breaks it and it looks like there’s heavy amounts of karate.

All kidding aside, those things are normally very awesome. But here they just look super cheap. Don’t these movies make all the money? Any chance they could invest more into the special effects and white powder make-up on Michael Sheen? He looks like a Scooby Doo villian.

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Just Watch The New ‘Twilight’ Trailer, OK? http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/just-watch-the-new-twilight-trailer-ok/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/just-watch-the-new-twilight-trailer-ok/#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:44:38 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249303 Just get it over with.

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Look, I don’t want to waste anyone’s time here so I’ll just make this quick. There’s a new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 has been released, and it’s full of all the cheap special effects, clumsy expository dialogue, disturbing sexual politics, and vampire-on-werewolf violence we’ve all come to expect from the franchise, either firsthand or through that annoying cultural osmosis that happens if you have a Twitter account. Starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and a bunch of other people who have no humorous qualities inherent to their appearances, acting styles, or behaviors whatsoever.

So just watch it, alright? I watched it, your 13-year-old niece watched it (49 times and counting), your weird coworkers are watching it right now. You don’t want to be left out, do you? There is a cultural conversation about vampires and werewolves and possibly-vampric-babies happening and you’re going to miss all of it if you DON’T WATCH THIS TRAILER RIGHT NOW!!!

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