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What’s Playing This Weekend: July 29th
Friday, July 29 by

Indiana Jones and James Bond: Together at last.

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Madison McKinley
Wednesday, July 27 by

Madison McKinley plays a model in ‘The Smurfs.’

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Smurf The New ‘The Smurfs’ Trailer
Wednesday, May 25 by

It’s The Smurfs. Whatever, man.

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New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf
Thursday, March 10 by

If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.

‘The Smurfs’ Take Manhattan: Official Picture
Wednesday, June 16 by

This film demeans us all, Papa Smurf.Sony has released the first photo from its upcoming movie, The Smurfs, and all I can say is hold on to your white, slightly phallic-looking hats! The picture depicts Grouchy, Papa and Clumsy Smurf in…get this…NEW YORK CITY!Magically transporting a fictional character into the real world can only be described as wildly original. But to go the extra mile and place them in such an obscure location goes above and beyond. I didn't even know you could film movies in New York! Of all the places for the Smurfs to end up, NYC has to be the craziest! That town moves a mile a minute! Talk about a fish-out-of-water story!The trailer for the film comes out this Thursday, but I don't need to wait until then to declare this movie an instant classic.* The only thing that could make it any better would be if they got George Lopez to do a voice. That would be tits! (First Showing)*I'm trying really hard to be less of a sarcastic prick, but holy crap, Sony! What choice do I have? Did you learn nothing from Space Jam!