Some bold choices.

Happy Mother’s Day!

We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.

- Brought to you by Kahlua and breast milk

We didn’t enjoy the Oscars but we had A LOT of fun picking out the weirdest moments.

Bryan Singer is not teflon.

Hal’s looking for love. On Craigslist.

Plus, Hal chats with the stars of ‘Identity Thief’.

“If you can fool a child into thinking you’re dead and you hate her, you’re doing something right.”

We found out that ‘Big Bang Theory’ is more offensive than slavery to some in South Central.

You can’t take us anywhere.

Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.

It’s about to get Jewtastic up in this b*tch!

Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!

Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!

Being a father sucks. ‘Twilight’ makes it even worse…

In honor of Taken 2 – where Liam Neeson’s family gets taken by Albanians… AGAIN – Hal hunts down security experts to help ensure that he, his family, and you the audience – do not get took.

This Week: Avengers Haters Assembled!