We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.

It’s funny because the fat characters act like normal, sexy people.

Or he’ll continue to make other films where he drives recklessly.

The Rock should team with Pixar on this one.

I heard the tank top budget on this film was in the millions.

Thanks goodness they added that!

Coming Soon. For real this time.

Are they too late? Has it already been #broughten?

I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.

If you look closely, you might be able to see Channing Tatum.

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Walking dead men tell no tales.

Did you know that a baseball bat can be used as a weapon? You did? Shit. Well, so can these other weird things.

It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.

David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.

Their problems will be very real. Their wrestling will be very fake.

It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.

Dwayne Johnson steps in to save another sequel.

Not as fast and furious as one might hope.

Johnson vs. Diesel vs. Brewster vs. Walker

Dwayne Johnson’s transformation back into The Rock grows more complete with every casting. He’s just signed on to punch guys in the face and do that thing where you pick them up by the throat and then throw them down for the movie Snitch.

Move over Cars 2 trailer. Your reign as today’s most exciting auto-centric film trailer has come to an end.

Vin Diesel has no problem starting a trilogy in the fourth installment of a franchise.

I decided to creep Vin Diesel’s Facebook page for the first time in my life today, and as random fate would have it, I found the teaser trailer for Fast Five.

Universal has released this steamy first pic from their upcoming romantic comedy, Fast Five, starring Vin Diesel and The Rock. Man, can you feel the sexual tension between these two? Move over, You’ve Got Mail!

Johnson was a good sport when I tied in Faster with the upcoming Fast Five. He also appreciated my Point Blank reference and told us it’s okay to still call him The Rock.