BUT WILL THE MYTHOLOGICAL BEING BE MUSCULAR?
They’ll play former classmates who now work for the CIA. DUH.
This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.
Can the Rock pull this off?
Nick Mundy had Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson call the people who bullied him in high school. Things, predictably, didn’t go as planned.
Dude, just grow a beard.
Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.
Before Hercules was a legend, he was a man. A man that traveled around and murdered the sh*t out of giant animals.
Also starring Rob Corddry.
We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.
It’s funny because the fat characters act like normal, sexy people.
Or he’ll continue to make other films where he drives recklessly.
The Rock should team with Pixar on this one.
I heard the tank top budget on this film was in the millions.
Thanks goodness they added that!
Coming Soon. For real this time.
Are they too late? Has it already been #broughten?
I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.
It takes a lot to become a general. You have to go through military school, see some hard combat, and yell at a lot of privates. It doesn't always lead…
If you look closely, you might be able to see Channing Tatum.
Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….
Walking dead men tell no tales.
Dwayne Johnson movies can be some of the most unpredictable pieces of cinema you will ever see. The catalog of Dwayne Johnson movies runs from intense drama to ridiculous comedy….
Did you know that a baseball bat can be used as a weapon? You did? Shit. Well, so can these other weird things.
It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.
David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.
Their problems will be very real. Their wrestling will be very fake.
It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.
His muscles won’t save him from his watery fate below.