How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

“Yousa thinkin’ people ganna watch this crap?”

This whole time you thought that Han Solo shot first at bounty hunter Greedo at the cantina, but really, it was your only bloodlust that led you to that conclusion,…

Amazing!

You can’t shame this guy.

They can’t all be winners.

He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.

Get ready to feel really, really old.

The technical team behind ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D shares Lucas’s orders.

If you don’t gouge your eyes out before February 12, 2012, you might accidentally see ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D.