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Oscar Voters Supported ’12 Years A Slave’ Without Ever Seeing It
Thursday, March 6 by

That’s racist!

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John Travolta Speaks Out About Idina Menzel, Correctly This Time
Wednesday, March 5 by

“Let it go.” See what he did there?

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‘Alone Yet Not Alone’ Gets Its Oscar Nomination Pulled
Thursday, January 30 by

Does Jay-Z really need another award nomination?

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Academy Award NOM NOM NOMS
Thursday, January 16 by

Is Hollywood’s biggest night if you were in any way involved with ‘American Hustle’.

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Quvenzhan√© Wallis Cast As ‘Annie’ And Is Not A ‘C-Word’ Despite What You May Have Read
Monday, February 25 by

Not bad for the youngest loser in Oscars history.

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The Grouchies Awards 2013!
Monday, February 25 by

We didn’t enjoy the Oscars but we had A LOT of fun picking out the weirdest moments.

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Jessica Chastain Ain’t Got No Beef With Jennifer Lawrence
Monday, February 11 by

They should hug it out. And smell each other’s hair a little bit.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off
Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

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Masturbating Bear To Host The Oscars
Monday, October 1 by

Not THAT Masturbating Bear.

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.
Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars
Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.
Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep
Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

Such a butterfingers.
In Honor Of ‘The Dictator’: 7 More Outrageous Sacha Baron Cohen Stunts
Monday, February 27 by

He’s such a butterfingers.

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Meryl Streep Wins Third Oscar For ‘The Iron Lady’
Sunday, February 26 by

Good for her.

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Jean Dujardin Wins Best Actor
Sunday, February 26 by

Damn, really?

"Have zeese engraved weez my name on eet."
Michel Hazanavicius Wins Best Director Oscar For ‘The Artist’
Sunday, February 26 by

A major score for mimes everywhere.

You just got Plum'd.
Christopher Plummer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actor Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

"When the free samples woman turns her back, we strike."
Octavia Spencer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actress Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Her own maid must be so proud.

And the Oscar goes to...
7 Oscar Categories That Should Exist (And Who Would Win Them)
Friday, February 24 by

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

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10 Celebs Who Will Be Snubbed By The Oscar Death Montage
Friday, February 24 by

Gone and forgotten…

Why would you watch the Oscars when you could be watching a mediocre cartoon dubbed in Spanish?
9 Things You Should Watch Instead Of The Oscars
Friday, February 24 by

Zombies vs Meaningless Award Show

Billy Crystal Covers Oscar Statue's Eyes
Plan Your Pee Breaks Now: 7 Boring 2012 Oscar Moments To Avoid
Wednesday, February 22 by

It’s important to stretch your legs.

Answers. NOW.
Uggie Will Not Be Attending The Oscars
Wednesday, February 15 by

Aw, hell nah!

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7 Possible Locations For The Academy Awards
Monday, February 6 by

Live from world famous Oakland, CA…

The most desired man in Hollywood, after Ryan Gosling.
Get to Know The 2012 Oscar Nominees, You Rube
Tuesday, January 24 by

Let’s go ahead and judge these films the best way we know how – on appearances.

Do you think if James Franco and Renee Zellweger had a child, it would be legally blind?
Timeline: The Year In James Franco
Thursday, December 29 by

I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.

Today I learned Brian Grazer's hair on an Oscar creates a guido.
Brian Grazer Accepts Brett Ratner’s Oscars Sloppy Seconds
Thursday, November 10 by

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

1996 would have loved this!
Eight Other People Who Would Have Made Great Oscar Hosts 15 Years Ago
Thursday, September 8 by

1996 would love these hosts!

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The Academy Does It Again: Brett Ratner Producing The Oscars
Friday, August 5 by

C’mon. James Franco wasn’t THAT bad.

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5 People Who Deserve An Honorary Oscar More Than Oprah Winfrey
Thursday, August 4 by

In protest of Oprah’s honorary Oscar, here are five people who should have received it instead.

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The Crazy-Haired Oscar Winner Luke Matheny Speaks
Tuesday, March 1 by

Yes, he has a name.