Not bad for the youngest loser in Oscars history.

We didn’t enjoy the Oscars but we had A LOT of fun picking out the weirdest moments.

They should hug it out. And smell each other’s hair a little bit.

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

Not THAT Masturbating Bear.

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

He’s such a butterfingers.

Good for her.

Damn, really?

A major score for mimes everywhere.

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

Her own maid must be so proud.

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

Gone and forgotten…

Zombies vs Meaningless Award Show

It’s important to stretch your legs.

Aw, hell nah!

Live from world famous Oakland, CA…

Let’s go ahead and judge these films the best way we know how – on appearances.

I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

1996 would love these hosts!

C’mon. James Franco wasn’t THAT bad.

In protest of Oprah’s honorary Oscar, here are five people who should have received it instead.

Yes, he has a name.

The tuxedo didn’t help him keep his cool.

As is tradition (so what if it’s only the second year?), we’ll be live blogging the crap out of the 2011 Academy Awards.

“Oscars” James Franco meets Art Gallery James Franco meets Evil “General Hospital” James Franco.

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.