Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.

“I just really wanted to make something that felt like it belonged to that world.”

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

Muppet fans are some cruel bastards.

Who’s the big blue guy? Read on and find out.

It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.

Go and see the Muppets, and if you don’t like it, go straight to hell.

That can’t be kosher…

Director: James Bobbin Cast: Amy Adams, Jason Segal, Chris Cooper Synopsis: With the help of three fans The Muppets must reunite to save their old theater from a greedy oil tycoon. Release Date: November…

So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.

It was smart of the producers to cast Chris Cooper. People who like Muppets generally also really like Chris Cooper.

Plus Chris Cooper and Wanda Sykes!

This isn’t your grandfather’s Disney! Unless your grandfather was Roy Disney, in which case, it is.

It’s ‘The Muppets’. What are you gonna do, not watch it? Come on.

Nice try, Muppets!

Starring Kermit the F…Frog?

They walk with pride… and with the help of many, many grumbling Muppeteers.

Henson is so fashion forward.

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

Kermit has been killed, cut up, and his chest has been re-sewn into a letter “M,” perhaps by the still-at-large ‘Sesame Street’ Killer.

What in God’s name is happening on the set of the new Muppet Movie?

If there was ever any doubt in your mind that the Muppets are straight up gangster, this rendition of Kanye West’s “Monster” should convince you otherwise.

It has been rumored that Paul Rudd would voice the new (dork) muppet Walter in his friend Jason Segel’s The Muppets. Well the actor just called bullsh*t on that idea.

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.

In the latest Muppet movie, one name stands out like a brown stain on an otherwise clean pair of tighty whities: Lady Gaga.

They could call it “The Cancer Causing Anti-American Puppet Crapstravaganza,” and I’d still go see it twice.