"Meth. Not even once."
Muppet Selfies. Because You Work Hard, And You’re Worth It.
Wednesday, February 26 by

Selfies are still self-indulgent and terrible. Unless you’re a Muppet.

Hit the road, Muppets.
Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About
Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Did you miss us? You better say "yes," because we're coming back anyway.
‘The Muppets’ Is Getting A Sequel. Also, The Sky Is Blue.
Thursday, March 1 by

Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.

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Oscar Nominee Bret McKenzie: “We Were Really The Guardians Of This Magical (Muppet) World”
Monday, February 13 by

“I just really wanted to make something that felt like it belonged to that world.”

The frog handled himself wonderfully.
The Muppets Own Fox News
Tuesday, January 31 by

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

4 Muppets Characters You Know By Face But Not By Name
Wednesday, December 28 by Frost

With enough crazy antics to keep your mind spinning, there’s no wonder that these are 4 Muppets characters you know by face but not by name. Get reacquainted with these…

I would criticize Rowlf the Dog's actions, but that would just give liberals cause to turn him into a martyr for their cause.
8 Children’s Shows That Will Turn Your Kids Into Communists
Monday, December 5 by

Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

Don't let that long hair near your kid!
Fox News Exposes The Great Muppet Caper: Brain Washing Your Children
Monday, December 5 by

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

Muppet fans were not happy with me...
The 10 Meanest Things Muppet Fans Said About Me Last Week
Wednesday, November 30 by

Muppet fans are some cruel bastards.

Who's big blue? Read on and find out.
9 Lesser-Known Muppets You’ll See In The New Movie
Wednesday, November 23 by

Who’s the big blue guy? Read on and find out.

It was only a matter of time before NBC resorted to fisting.
NBC Thinks A Puppet-Based Sitcom Is Something You’ll Watch
Monday, November 21 by

It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.

Just....awesome!
Everyone Thank Jason Segel For Not Ruining ‘The Muppets’
Friday, November 18 by

Go and see the Muppets, and if you don’t like it, go straight to hell.

That can't be kosher...
Here’s Why The Muppets Should Be Hosting The Oscars Instead Of Billy Crystal
Thursday, November 10 by

That can’t be kosher…

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The Muppets
Thursday, November 3 by

Director: James Bobbin Cast: Amy Adams, Jason Segal, Chris Cooper Synopsis: With the help of three fans The Muppets must reunite to save their old theater from a greedy oil tycoon. Release Date: November…

Theirs was a pure love. And now it's gone.
The New ‘Muppets’ Film Does NOT Have The Frank Oz Seal Of Approval
Friday, October 21 by

So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I don't think I'm spoiling things by revealing that the silhouette is Kermit.
Your Day Will Get Better With This ‘Muppets’ Trailer
Thursday, October 13 by

It was smart of the producers to cast Chris Cooper. People who like Muppets generally also really like Chris Cooper.

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Check Out Some New ‘The Muppets’ Photos Because They Have Muppets
Sunday, August 21 by

Plus Chris Cooper and Wanda Sykes!

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Disney Throws Their Very Own Comic-Con, D23
Tuesday, August 9 by

This isn’t your grandfather’s Disney! Unless your grandfather was Roy Disney, in which case, it is.

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‘The Muppets’ Trailer, For Real This Time
Saturday, June 18 by

It’s ‘The Muppets’. What are you gonna do, not watch it? Come on.

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New Teaser For ‘The Muppets’ Tries To Put One Over On You Again
Thursday, May 26 by

Nice try, Muppets!

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‘The Muppets’ Teaser Made You Look
Monday, May 23 by

Starring Kermit the F…Frog?

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Monday, May 16 by

As if they weren’t mutant-y enough.

The Muppets Are Gaining On You... Slowly...
The Muppets Awkwardly Walk Towards You In First Poster
Friday, May 13 by

They walk with pride… and with the help of many, many grumbling Muppeteers.

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New Spring Animal Line
Wednesday, March 16 by

Henson is so fashion forward.

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry
Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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It’s Time To Meet ‘The Muppets,’ But Only The Logo. Maybe.
Monday, January 31 by

Kermit has been killed, cut up, and his chest has been re-sewn into a letter “M,” perhaps by the still-at-large ‘Sesame Street’ Killer.

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Fozzie Uncensored
Wednesday, January 26 by

What in God’s name is happening on the set of the new Muppet Movie?

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Links Away: The Muppets Do Kanye
Wednesday, January 5 by

If there was ever any doubt in your mind that the Muppets are straight up gangster, this rendition of Kanye West’s “Monster” should convince you otherwise.

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Paul Rudd Won’t Voice New Tech-Savvy Muppet
Monday, December 6 by

It has been rumored that Paul Rudd would voice the new (dork) muppet Walter in his friend Jason Segel’s The Muppets. Well the actor just called bullsh*t on that idea.

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Deciphering ‘The Muppet Movie’ Cameos
Thursday, November 18 by

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.