Screen Junkies » the matrix http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 12 Sep 2014 17:22:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Wachowskis And Netflix Will Bring Us ‘Sense8′ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-wachowskis-and-netflix-will-bring-us-sense8/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-wachowskis-and-netflix-will-bring-us-sense8/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2014 15:27:17 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=262433 Don't worry, we have details.

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The first details regarding the collaboration between the Wachowskis (The Matrix) and Netflix were vague at best. They would be doing Sense8, a ten-episode run about “a global story of minds linked and souls hunted.”

NOT HELPFUL.

Now we’re finding out that the eight people the show focuses on are actually being hunted by an evil organization, and are telepathically linked. The show, which has been pushed back from 2014 to early 2015, will star Daryl Hannah and Lost‘s Naveen Andrews as two of the eight.

The characters in the show are set to be a diverse bunch, both demographically and psychographically. It will feature a closeted Mexican soap opera star, a German safecracker, and a transgender blogger, just to name a few.

The show was scheduled to start filming in June, so we should be getting some teasers and possibly set pics in the not-too-distant future.

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Morpheus Would Like To Sell You A Cheaply Made Luxury Vehicle http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/morpheus-would-like-to-sell-you-a-cheaply-made-luxury-vehicle/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/morpheus-would-like-to-sell-you-a-cheaply-made-luxury-vehicle/#comments Wed, 29 Jan 2014 20:45:20 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258998 I'm not taking this pill.

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Because Super Bowl ads are all about spectacle, what better way is there to sell a Kia than by casting the twenty-fifth hottest star of 1999 to repeatedly state that the car is nice? Laurence Fishburne returns to his most sunglassed role to announce the new Kia K900, the only luxury vehicle to completely lose any value within a few years.

The spoon gag was pretty cute though.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Matrix’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-matrix/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-matrix/#comments Tue, 01 Oct 2013 18:10:22 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257338 There's no statute of limitations on honesty.

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While it’s one of the most beloved science-fiction films of…ever, it’s not like the film is beyond criticism. In fact, the plot seems almost incidental to the spectacle of it all. And while the spectacle is pretty damn cool, it’s not like we’re in the business of NOT making fun of Keanu Reeves.

Because if we were in that business, we’d be broke. It’s been about 15 years, so I think we’re not really in danger of hurting anyone’s feelings here.

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‘The Matrix’ As Retold By A Guy’s Mom http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-matrix-as-retold-by-a-guys-mom/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-matrix-as-retold-by-a-guys-mom/#comments Fri, 03 May 2013 20:30:46 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=254711 Much better than the sequels!

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A filmmaker recently sat down to show his mom The Matrix. He then recut the film based off her description off the plot. She hilariously missed the mark on a few vital elements.

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Lumbergh Vs. Neo Is Way More Satisfying Than ‘Matrix Revolutions’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/lumbergh-vs-neo-is-way-more-satisfying-than-matrix-revolutions/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/lumbergh-vs-neo-is-way-more-satisfying-than-matrix-revolutions/#comments Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:15:43 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249928 There is no stapler.

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Mmmm-yeah. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure. Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too…

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Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/get-your-life-in-order-with-these-6-movie-mentors/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/get-your-life-in-order-with-these-6-movie-mentors/#comments Wed, 30 May 2012 19:26:19 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=248726 If they were around, maybe I wouldn't be such a terrible person.

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Life is a tricky, fickle bitch, and sometimes your standard support systems aren’t enough to get through it. Sure, friends, family, and lovers can help you negotiate getting passed over for that promotion, or your decision to go back to dental hygienist school, but for the big stuff (interplanetary war, high school karate tourneys) you’re gonna need to call in the pros. Fortunately, in the world of Hollywood cinema, there’s no shortage of sage experts to guide you through the tricky parts, as unconventional as their approaches might seem.

Scroll through the list, then pick the mentor that’s right for you, but bear in mind a few of these guys are dead, so, uh, have a backup.

Mr. Miyagi

DUH! Mr. Miyagi was such an amazingly patient and wise mentor that he deserves to lead the list. Mr. Miyagi was a bit of a double-edged sword for Danny LaRusso. On the one hand, he loved Daniel, was full of wisdom, and gave Daniel a place to belong. On the other hand, it’s not like he commanded the same amount of respect as any of the other mentors on this list.

The Cobra Kai guys had Sensei John Kreese, a grizzled Vietnam vet. That’s far easier to explain to people than a diminutive Asian man who claims that he “loves you,” and spends most of his time carving tiny trees.

However hard to explain, Miyagi’s teachings ended up giving Daniel the last laugh at the All-Valley karate championship, which appears to be the hottest ticket this side of the Super Bowl. During the event, we find that Mr. Miyagi has secret healing powers we didn’t even know about. Chalk up another one for the little guy.

Gordon Gekko

Mentors aren’t always good guys, as Bud Fox learns in this 1980’s tale of corporate greed. Initially, Gordon Gekko doesn’t really seem like the mentoring type, but when he learns that Bud (Charlie Sheen) can make him some serious scratch, he becomes a really twisted father figure, explaining how the game is played, and why lunch is for wimps, and flying first class is for suckers.

Yoda

Yeah, the tiny, hairy little alien that spoke like a 70 year-old Jewish man is going to make the cut. Many of the mentors on this list taught some pretty valuable lessons (crane technique, insider training, how to write on speed), but do any of those lessons outweigh learning how to harness “the force?” The force is so powerful and so nebulous that we have to recognize Yoda for the “Achievement Award” for teaching these ways to Luke, a guy who, before this, was killing large rats for fun.

Let’s not underestimate Yoda’s achievement here.

Splinter

Splinter had his hands full with the Ninja turtles, a motley crew of anthropomorphic teenage turtles, two of whom had Peter Pan syndrome and ‘roid rage. His job wasn’t easy, but he learned his skill set from his owner and master Hamato Yoshi, who I’m guessing was pretty damn wise himself, ‘cause Splinter seems to have his house in order.

One can hope that Splinter took that skill set to good use in his even later years, perhaps opening up a chain of day care centers, or teaching karate to suburban kids. With all that Splinter did to ensure that the streets of Manhattan safe that he was able to find a nice lady rat friend and have a litter of kids that weren’t killed by cats or exterminators.

Lester Bangs

While Lester’s teachings may not have been as noble or as epic as Splinter’s or Yoda’s, he did manage to teach Almost Famous’ William Miller the crucial tenets of rock journalism. Granted, William threw them by the wayside almost immediately in order to live like a rock star, so maybe Bangs didn’t do such a great job, but he was still a bad ass mentor that instilled in our brains, even if we’re not aspiring rock writers, never, ever, ever make friends with the band.

Lester Bangs was a real rock journalist in the 70’s, and defined the practice as we know it today, but he lived as hard as his Almost Famous personification did, and in 1982 died of an overdose of sedative and barbiturates in New York City.

Rock and roll.

Morpheus

For those who like their mentors in a decidedly “sleeker” package, we’ve got Morpheus, a man who just sort of shows up one day to tell Keanu Reeves’ Mr. Anderson that everything he knows is wrong. The message is at once heavy, abstract, and hard to believe, but when coming from the mouth of Laurence Fishburne, it becomes a little more palatable. Sure, Anderson (later “Neo”) has his doubts as the saga unfolds, but that’s just because the story wasn’t coming from Morgan Freeman. That story comes from Freeman, and all this shit goes away.

Also, Morpheus owns the mentor costume better than anyone else. Far-eastern-inspired suit with glasses that magically stick to your face? That’ll do Morpheus. That’ll do.

Gabriel Byrne

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6 Technologies That Would Have Kept ‘The Matrix’ Safe From Neo http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/6-technologies-that-would-have-kept-the-matrix-safe-from-neo/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/6-technologies-that-would-have-kept-the-matrix-safe-from-neo/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:11:37 +0000 David Dietle http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=242268 Ever heard of a "firewall," guys?

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The Matrix movies have now been around long enough to qualify as “classics,” whether you liked the sequels or not. As such, there are many of us “enthusiasts” that have sat and watched them enough times to notice that while Larry and Andy Wachowski may know a thing or two about framing Jesus as a Kung-Fu master who likes 9 millimeters, they apparently knew shit about computers when they wrote the ground-breaking series. Here is a list of technologies that existed when the Matrix movies were written and that my almost 10 years of experience in IT tells me would have buttoned up the series in no time.

Hardened Electronics

I am going to start off by stepping out of the Matrix world for a second to explore something equally as iconic; James Bond. I am going to guess that if you have not been living off your own excrement for the past 20 years, you have at least a passing knowledge of the movie Goldeneye.  If you do, you might remember part of the plot involved a pre-”Jean Grey” Famke Jansen stealing a helicopter using her thighs. The whole reason she and the other villains took it was because it was “hardened”, meaning it was built with electronics that could shrug off the radiation ionization caused by a sudden pulse of electromagnetism… otherwise known as an “EMP”, the human resistance’s sole weapon against the machines in the real world. I mention this because Goldeneye came out years before the first Matrix movie, and the ideas behind that whole thing have been around since the Cold War was actually a thing, meaning that the machines would probably A) have a working knowledge of hardening and B) would probably work that shit into every last piece of hardware they built. Think about it, you have access to technology that makes you essentially impervious to your enemy, why not use it?

Packet Sniffers

For anyone who has ever set up a network, home or otherwise, we all know security is a big deal. Even if you just know that “they” can sneak around your network if you don’t secure it, you are at least somewhat aware of the fact that there are programs out there that let people look at information passing from computer to computer and analyze it. Given the right kind of thinking and hardware, they can pull your personal information right out of thin air, right? Like maybe a giant godamn hovercraft broadcasting information into your network? The basic idea is that the machines likely could have looked at the data passing between these ships and their own network to find out who is poking around in their system and kill them. Or, you know, use a freaking firewall.

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10 Movies That Make Hacking Look Surprisingly Easy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/10-movies-that-make-hacking-look-surprisingly-easy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/10-movies-that-make-hacking-look-surprisingly-easy/#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:32:32 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=229918 Someone needs some Norton Anti-Virus.

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If movies have taught me anything, it is that with enough practice, I can learn to hack into anything. It doesn’t even need to be computer-related. Something lame on television? Hack the channel. Cat stuck in a tree? Hack the roots to influence the branches to bend and gently place the cat on the ground. It’s so easy!

I was lead to this belief by the popular films that feature hackers doing what seems to be the impossible. Here are some films that show us that government agencies, corporations and even alien space ships are surprisingly easy to hack.

The Italian Job – Los Angeles Traffic Grid

Getting places in Los Angeles can be a bitch. But as The Italian Job shows, things are much worse when a hacker takes over and controls all of the traffic lights. Plus, he was able to do it over a T-Mobile Hotspot at LAX.

Hackers – Oil Tankers

The gang in this movie is on the run because they possess a code that can capsize oil tankers. Why would that code exist? It’s not like oil tankers have big, red ‘CAPSIZE’ buttons on them. I hope.

Ocean’s 11Casino Security

With millions of dollars passing through them everyday, casinos need top of the line security. With out it, they could find themselves easily duped by a hacker who redirects their video feed, which could allow for the dreaded “tiny Asian man in a box” scam.

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Happy Birthday, Neo: The 5 Iconic Keanu Reeves Roles http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/happy-birthday-neo-the-5-iconic-keanu-reeves-roles/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/happy-birthday-neo-the-5-iconic-keanu-reeves-roles/#comments Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:54:59 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=227007 Whoa.

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Forty-seven years ago today, a bouncing baby boy with the ability to time-travel, surf, defuse bombs, bend the fabric of the universe, and eat while crying was born. The miracle child I speak of is, of course, Keanu Reeves. The actor has brought so many characters to life, and sometimes it seems that he’s done so without even really trying. Here are Keanu Reeves‘ 5 most iconic roles.

Ted Logan – Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure/Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey

If you wrote off Ted Logan and his Wyld Stallyns bandmate Bill S. Preston, Esquire, as a couple of dumb teens whose band would never amount to anything, you would be half right. Though they aren’t the sharpest kids in San Dimas, they are the most important as it is their music that will go on to become the core of the future’s Utopian society. Much in the same way that Nickelback will be man’s undoing. This high-concept sci-fi comedy wasn’t supposed to be that big of a deal, however, audiences loved it and it spawned an animated series, a sequel (with another on the way), and vaulted Keanu to heartthrob status. As for co-star Alex Winters, we always appreciated him for his mind.

Johnny Utah – Point Break

Reeves toed the water of action films with Kathryn Bigelow‘s Point Break. His intuition paid off as the film was a massive success thanks to his pairing with Patrick Swayze.  We’d like to think that Gary Busey had a little bit to do with it too, but he probably was really more of a liability. I can’t believe they allowed him on a set with firearms and aerial stunts.

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Links Away: ‘The Matrix’ Meets Acapella http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-the-matrix-meets-acapella/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-the-matrix-meets-acapella/#comments Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:48:08 +0000 Screen Junkies http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=218715 A guy decided to replace all audio in the 'Matrix' lobby shoot-out scene with his own acapella rendition.

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A guy decided to replace all audio in the Matrix lobby shoot-out scene with his own acapella rendition. That includes the music, the gunfire, the everything. Impressive, no? (ToplessRobot)

Baw baw chika buh baw baw baw:

Revenge Of The Titans (Movieline)

Jesus…Straight Chillin (BarstoolSports)

Timberlake Saves Myspace (Holytaco)

Hollywood Career O-Matic (FilmDrunk)

Taylor Swift’s Body Hair (CelebJihad)

Get Your Ass To Disney World (Unreality)

Th Three Musketeers Trailer (MovieFone)

Fergie Done Screwed Up (Popeater)

Soda Is Better In Japan (Smosh)

Ashley Benson Hotness (Maxim)

The Best And Worst of 2011 (Pajiba)

9 Sexy Robots (NextMovie)

Brett Rogers Charged (CagePotato)

Cara Costronuova Hotness (MadeMan)

Katamari Minecraft! (GameFront)

El Weeken (TuVez)

 

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Tricky ‘Jeopardy’ Questions Forestall Inevitable Robot Apocalypse http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/tricky-jeopardy-questions-forestall-inevitable-robot-apocalypse/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/tricky-jeopardy-questions-forestall-inevitable-robot-apocalypse/#comments Tue, 15 Feb 2011 06:32:09 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=26948 IBM's artificial intelligence software will continue to compete on "Jeopardy" this week, in the form of a creepy computer named Watson.

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Remember Deep Blue, the computer that whooped some serious human ass in chess? After that, it seemed like our Matrix future was a foregone conclusion. Then The Matrix sequels sucked and years later, a computer is only doing okay at “Jeopardy.”

IBM’s artificial intelligence software Watson will continue to compete on “Jeopardy” this week, in the form of a creepy computer. Walking computer encyclopedias Brad Rutter and Ken Jennings, two “Jeopardy” legends in the mighty Battlefield of Trivaland, are so far holding strong against the knowbot. Watson answered one question with “What is leg?,” which made it look like a total asshole.

So far, at the end of day one of three, Watson is tied for the lead with Rutter with $5000. I say, if it looks like it’s gonna win, unplug him. With the economy as bad as it is still, we can’t take any chances that some trivia bot with a desktop pattern that looks like sperm inseminating an egg is gonna take-our-jobs. (TV Squad)

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Syke! “Matrix” Sequels Aren’t Really Happening http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/syke-matrix-sequels-arent-really-happening/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/syke-matrix-sequels-arent-really-happening/#comments Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:50:07 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=21792 It turns out we're probably not going to see any more 'Matrix' movies after all. Darn it?

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Over the weekend we reported that Keanu Reeves hinted at the possibility of two additional Matrix sequels after a screening in London. Well, it turns out that not only did this not happen, but Keanu Reeves wasn’t even in London to make this announcement. Ha! You should have seen the look on your face. The intrepid journalists over at The Playlist took the time to contact Reeves’ representatives about this announcement, and they had this to say: “none of it is true…he did not speak nor get an award from the from the London International School Performing Arts.” Whoops! All hope is not lost for you Keanu-in-3D fans out there, since the actor is set to appear in the 3D action-adventure The 47 Ronin, which is set to be released in 2012. Or IS it??

I guess this means I also have to retract my report that Keanu Reeves is an idiot. This is so embarrassing.

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Keanu Reeves Hints At ‘Matrix’ Sequel, Is An Idiot http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/keanu-reeves-hints-at-matrix-sequel-is-an-idiot/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/keanu-reeves-hints-at-matrix-sequel-is-an-idiot/#comments Sun, 23 Jan 2011 23:29:01 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=21669 According to Ain't It Cool News, Keanu Reeves recently hinted at the possibility of another set of Matrix movies.

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Item! According to Ain’t It Cool News, Keanu Reeves recently hinted at the possibility of another set of Matrix movies at a Q&A (industry term for “Question and Answer”) in London! The famously vacant Constantine star had this to say on the topic: “they (the Wachowskis) had completed work on a two picture script treatment that would see him return to the world of the Matrix as Neo.” He also added that the Wachowskis have met with none other than James Cameron to talk about the “pros and cons of 3D’” in the hopes of  “deliver[ing] something which has never been seen again.” Wait, never been seen “again?” Either Keanu Reeves is an idiot or this press conference took place in the future. I wonder which one it is! (FirstShowing)

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Sweet Matrix Ride, Bro http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-photos/sweet-matrix-ride-bro/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-photos/sweet-matrix-ride-bro/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 19:27:47 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=13673 Someone went too far down the rabbit hole.

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Someone went too far down the rabbit hole.

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Far Out Matrix-Big Lebowski Mash-up http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/far-out-matrix-big-lebowski-mash-up/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/far-out-matrix-big-lebowski-mash-up/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Matrix-Big Lebowski Mash-Up - Watch more Funny Videos If there's one guy who will never understand the complexities of The Matrix it's probably The Dude. But that doesn't stop Morpheus from trying. This mash-up beautifully cuts together the two movies to create a hilarious conversation between two characters who live life on completely different plains. Except for their fondness of narcotics. (FilmDrunk)

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Matrix-Big Lebowski Mash-Up – Watch more Funny Videos

If there’s one guy who will never understand the complexities of The Matrix it’s probably The Dude. But that doesn’t stop Morpheus from trying. This mash-up beautifully cuts together the two movies to create a hilarious conversation between two characters who live life on completely different plains. Except for their fondness of narcotics. (FilmDrunk)

 

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‘Hey There Keanu’ – A ‘Sad Keanu’ Reeves Compilation Video http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hey-there-keanu-a-sad-keanu-reeves-compilation-video/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hey-there-keanu-a-sad-keanu-reeves-compilation-video/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The "Sad Keanu" meme has taken the Internet by storm. But who has time to sift through the thousands of pics of sad Keanu Reeves to find the real gems?Thanks to Screen Junkies (and whoever made this video), you don't have to! Now you can sit back, relax and watch the best of the "Sad Keanu" goodness come to you, all while listening to a parody of a the Plain White Ts "Hey There Delilah." What an age we live in!Enjoy "Hey There Keanu," the "Sad Keanu" meme compilation video, after the jump.

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The "Sad Keanu" meme has taken the Internet by storm. But who has time to sift through the thousands of pics of sad Keanu Reeves to find the real gems?

Thanks to Screen Junkies (and whoever made this video), you don’t have to! Now you can sit back, relax and watch the best of the "Sad Keanu" goodness come to you, all while listening to a parody of a the Plain White Ts "Hey There Delilah." What an age we live in!

Enjoy "Hey There Keanu," the "Sad Keanu" meme compilation video, after the jump.

 

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Totally beats classes at The Learning Annex. (Unreality)

Plug these links into your brain.

Is Hollywood Going Too Crazy With 3D? (Moviefone)

Oral Sex Spray Is a Fabulous Deal (Asylum)

Tiger Faces Reporters at Augusta (PopEater)

25 Sexy Baseball Fans (HolyTaco)

Release Schedule for Finest Film Ever Created (FilmDrunk)

15 Dumbest Video Game Tattoos You’ll Ever See (Unreality)

Soccer Player Throws Water Bottle at Fan (TotalProSports)

Hottest Celeb Baseball Fans (Maxim)

Bob Sapp Won a Fight, But It Wasn’t Pretty (CagePotato)

Alessandra Ambrosia Lost ALL of Her Baby Weight (CelebJihad)

11 Awesome Burn-Out Fails (Smosh)

5 Must Manipulative Tearjerkers (Pajiba)

Rockateer DUI Caught On Tape (Atom)

Get Her from Dinner to Bed (MadeMan)

Hot Jordan Fish Pics (AllLeftTurns)

 

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‘The Matrix’ Done with Legos http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-matrix-done-with-legos/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-matrix-done-with-legos/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 The Matrix Done with Legos - Watch more Funny VideosHave you ever wanted to see The Matrix done entirely with Legos? Of course you have. Someone, who's very nice I'm sure, spent a lot of time and effort filming the 'Trinity Help' scene and the least you can do is watch it. (via Cinematical) Happy Thanksgiving! And to all a good night. Be sure to give thanks for these links. 25 Girls to be Thankful For (HolyTaco) Clemson Trainer Does Nice Faceplant (TotalProSports) Sweet Hairstyle, Dude. No One Cares. (TheChive) Canada Outlaws Happy Gilmore Swing (FilmDrunk) 15 Funniest Thanksgiving Photos of All Time (SuperTremendous) 5 Best Thanksgiving Films (Pajiba) Blake Lively Does Some Nice Posing (CelebJihad) Top 15 Sci-Fi Movies of the Last Decade (Unreality) Swedish Sex Couple Saved from Eviction (Asylum) Jimmy Clausen Punch Video Parody (BustedCoverage) Speed Boat Teaches Us About Inertia (RegretfulMorning) Making a Perfect Turducken (MadeMan) Worst NASCAR Crashes 2009 (AllLeftTurns) Thug Suprises Emo Kid with Falcon Punch (NothingToxic) The Workplace Gets Nasty (Atom)

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The Matrix Done with Legos – Watch more Funny Videos

Have you ever wanted to see The Matrix done entirely with Legos? Of course you have. Someone, who’s very nice I’m sure, spent a lot of time and effort filming the ‘Trinity Help’ scene and the least you can do is watch it. (via Cinematical)

Happy Thanksgiving! And to all a good night.

Be sure to give thanks for these links.

25 Girls to be Thankful For (HolyTaco)

Clemson Trainer Does Nice Faceplant (TotalProSports)

Sweet Hairstyle, Dude. No One Cares. (TheChive)

Canada Outlaws Happy Gilmore Swing (FilmDrunk)

15 Funniest Thanksgiving Photos of All Time (SuperTremendous)

5 Best Thanksgiving Films (Pajiba)

Blake Lively Does Some Nice Posing (CelebJihad)

Top 15 Sci-Fi Movies of the Last Decade (Unreality)

Swedish Sex Couple Saved from Eviction (Asylum)

Jimmy Clausen Punch Video Parody (BustedCoverage)

Speed Boat Teaches Us About Inertia (RegretfulMorning)

Making a Perfect Turducken (MadeMan)

Worst NASCAR Crashes 2009 (AllLeftTurns)

Thug Suprises Emo Kid with Falcon Punch (NothingToxic)

The Workplace Gets Nasty (Atom)

 

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