I love Stanley Tucci, in a completely plutonic way. Would I gently rub his bald head? Of course, but just so I could write the headline "Screen Junkies Rubbed Stanley Tucci’s Head!" not because I would gain any sexual pleasure from the act. His performance as Mr. Harvey absolutely MAKES The Lovely Bones worth seeing. I was not a fan of the film overall, as it lacked in story depth and fleshed out character arcs, but I would recommend seeing it solely based on Tucci’s chilling performance as Susie Salmon’s murderer and griller. He puts a little lemon juice on her, some cracked pepper, she’s delicious. Because she’s salmon. Get it. Yo, whateva.

Check out the featurette after the jump of Tucci discussing the difficulty of emboding the role of a monster such as Mr. Harvey. Oddly enough, he didn’t like to think like a child murderer/rapist, but boy oh boy does it come through those blue eye contacts of his.

Rachel Weisz starred in The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. She’s also won an Academy Award. Two facts that have nothing to do with one another. Thank God.

A word from Rachel: “People find out I’m an actress and I see that ‘whore’ look flicker across their eyes.”

Is that a real thing because I SWEAR I’ve seen that look in so many eyes and I thought I was just crazy! Damn this sixth sense is such a burden.

See if Rachel’s eyes flicker in the pics after the jump.

Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Saoirse Ronan, Rachel Weisz, Stanley Tucci, Susan Sarandon

Synopsis: Centers on a young girl who has been murdered and watches over her family – and her killer – from heaven. She must weigh her desire for vengeance against her desire for her family to heal.