All the best movies have wacky horses.

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.

One way to save money: Instead of horses, donkeys on stilts. Also, instead of Johnny Depp, Skeet Ulrich!

This isn’t your grandfather’s Disney! Unless your grandfather was Roy Disney, in which case, it is.

Wow. This movie just grabbed a whole bunch of respect with these casting choices. Touche, Disney.

Robin Williams will be starring in ‘Patch Adams 2: The Heart Beats On’. Just kidding. I hope you haven’t already smashed your computer.

And it’s sometime next year.

Namey Award winner Armie Hammer, who doubled your Winkelvoss in ‘The Social Network’, is officially confirmed to star in ‘The Lone Ranger’ as… the masked guy.

It’s Armie Hammer O’Clock.

‘Lone Ranger’ isn’t as fun to say as ‘Winklevii’, but what are you gonna do? Sorkin’s not writing this one.

Gosling’s greatest acting challenge yet? That’s not rhetorical. No, this shouldn’t be a challenging role at all. Whatever role that is.

Batman has Robin. Siegfried has Roy. And The Lone Ranger has Tonto. So with Johnny Depp already cast as Tonto in Gore Verbinksi’s Lone Ranger, who does the actor feel would best complete the pair?