Melissa Ordway modeled in various campaigns including Sketchers, Old Navy, and David’s Bridal and has acted in 17 Again and on the television series “Privileged.” She also looks good half-naked on the beach during sunset.

A word from Melissa: “She expresses her hurt through being very mean and vengeful to Ronnie.”

I’m sure Ronnie deserved it. He always makes fun of the slow kid who works at the grocery store. No, I don’t care if we’re talking about the same Ronnie.

More pics of Melissa after the jump.

Kelly Preston, a.k.a. Mrs. Jon Travolta, first caught my attention when she was banging Tom Cruise‘s brains out against a bookcase in Jerry Maguire. Then later she clocked him smack in the mouth and my heart went aflutter. Is a Scientologist allowed to strike another Scientologist, even if it’s make-believe? On second thought, I guess make-believe is a huge part of their beliefs.

A word from Kelly: “I got caught playing doctor in my grandma’s garage, but, you know, it was very minor, just like sticking things in the heinie.”

What was minor to you could have been a turning point in your patient’s life.

Check out more pics of Dr. Preston after the jump.