Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.

No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!

Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.

May the odds be forever in Steve Urkel’s favor.

Spend that time wrapping bacon around things.

Not only has law and order crumbled, but they’ve also stopped airing “Law & Order.”

Murder has rarely looked this good.

Katniss shows off her hunting skills.

You can nail down plans for Thanksgiving 2013.

And they’re wearing shirts. Surprisingly.

It’s moving! Kill it!!

‘The Hunger Games’ are going into extra innings.

Hail to the chief.

Who will play such oddly named roles as Venia, Flavius and the tongue-less Avox girl?

Toby Jones has followed Stanley Tucci to the set of ‘The Hunger Games’.

Shelby, NC residents: find the big “District 12″ lettering and it’ll lead you to Tween Hollywood History in the making.

Totally digging the bow and arrow. Quiet, deadly, can kill from long distances. Very classy.

Dystopian girls are pretty hot.

Harrelson will play Haymitch (“Hey, Mitch…’sup?”) for Lionsgate’s adaptation Susanne Collins dystopian tween-o-thon.

The producers of ‘The Hunger Games’ made this move because they know one thing to be true: Tweens love Tucci.

They got Bentley!

‘The Hunger Games’ is now hungry for actors you’ve heard of.

John C. Reilly was once an actor who didn’t make us giggle everytime he stepped on screen. Can he be again? Answer: Nope!

Banks is in talks to star as Effie Trinket in ‘The Hunger Games’. Trinket is a beaurocrat, an escort for death-match participants and a bubbly airhead. In that order.

They’re the male leads in ‘The Hunger Games’! It’s finally happening!

Alex Pettyfer of ‘I Am Number Four’ and ‘Beastly’ might make a young adult lit adaptation hat trick with Gary Ross’s ‘The Hunger Games’.

The list of talented young actresses who have read for this film is intense.

Lace up your whatever you need to lace up to play a game of survival.