Before you say goodbye to Middle Earth with The Battle of the Five Armies, relive The Desolation of Smaug, the bloated second chapter in Peter Jackson’s mercilessly long Hobbit trilogy.
We don’t have all day.
Somewhere, Andy Serkis just collapsed to the ground.
I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”
Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.
Time to set the wayback machine to 2001 and pretend to still give a damn about Lord of the Rings. Today we have a new trailer for The Hobbit: The…