He must tell his tale.
Eli Roth To Develop A Series About Young Jesus That Probably Won’t Be Called ‘Young Jesus’
Wednesday, December 4 by

‘Jesus Jr.’?

Everyone should see 'Roots'.
History Channel Is Remaking ‘Roots’ For A New Generation Of High School Students
Tuesday, November 5 by

i’m going to go ahead and guess Paul Giamatti will be in this somewhere.

I can get a similar aesthetic with my pictures thanks to the good folks at Instagram.
NBC, Inspired By A More Successful Channel, Is All About Hatfield And McCoys
Monday, June 11 by

NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.

Bob Dylan Gets Stalked by Fat Guy from ‘Pawn Stars’ (Video)
Friday, September 24 by

Usually, a living legand like Bob Dylan doesn’t lower himself to something as crass as commercial television. Well, not unless it involves Pepsi, women’s underwear, or “Dharma and Greg.” But America’s poet will come out of hiding on an upcoming episode of the History Channel's “Pawn Stars.” I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I refer to it as justĀ  “History.”

Chumlee, the fat guy from the show (by fat guy I mean fattest guy), stalks Dylan and ambushes him outside a hotel. I have no idea if Dylan was in on it, although it is odd that he’s just walking around Vegas with no security. Hopefully the episode won’t inspire a new generation of Mark David Chapman’s. (TV Squad via Vulture)

Watch Bob Dylan get accosted by a fat guy after the jump…

8 History-less History Channel Shows
Wednesday, March 3 by

In March of 2008, The History Channel shortened its name to History. It would have made more sense if it had shortened its name to The Channel. Over the past few years, the network has stopped pretending to give a damn about history and now traffics mainly in crappy reality television. Sure, it can be entertaining, but history it ain’t! Remember when The History Channel used to enlighten its viewers with quality historical documentaries and relevant original programming? Yeah, neither do we. The network has always been a sad mix of poor-quality World War II stock footage and shoddy battle reenactments. But for all its faults, at least it used to take its name somewhat seriously. Sure, “UFO Hunters: Nazi UFOs” wasn’t the most historically accurate documentary, but at least it had Hitler as opposed to some hillbilly running around in a swamp. With those simpler times in mind, here are eight History Channel shows that have nothing to do with history.