It’s not so great…

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

Spoiler alert. Jay Gatsby was working as a double agent for Abu Nazir.

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

More like Spazz Luhrman…

Ellie Kemper to play an undercover high-schooler in Green Day’s remake of ‘The Great Gatsby. Hmm. That doesn’t sound right.

So many Aussies are involved in this project, I’m starting to understand why other countries hate when America does that to their works.

May the best man win.

It will be just like acting school, except that stoner running lines with you is Leonardo DiCaprio.

I haven’t been this upset with Affleck since ‘Reindeer Games’.

She’d better look both ways before joining.

Ben Affleck is in talks to join director Baz Luhrmann’s new version of the literary classic I somewhat remember from high school english class.

He wants to spend a good amount of time really exploring the world of Fitzgerald (re: drink bourbon).

The Great Three-Dimensional Gatsby.

Carey Mulligan consistently looks like she just woke up from a nap. A nap where she dreamed about crying. Despite this, she’s a hot property in Hollywood these days.