You’re going to watch it eventually, so why not now?

Expect a 3D film to accompany the show, comic book, web series, and action figures.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that vanity cartoons based on the lives of real people just don’t work. Need proof? Here’s an ass-load of it.

Remember when I was all, “It would be so obnoxious if Arnold Schwarzenegger became self-aware and campy?” I was right.