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Honest Trailers – The Expendables
Tuesday, August 12 by

The Expendables are blasting back into theaters soon, so it’s time to take a look back at the geriatric action film that started it all!

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The 16 Sexiest WAGs of ‘Expendables’ Cast Members
Tuesday, August 12 by

Over three installments, the Expendables action series has featured an army of Hollywood’s most iconic tough guys. And as you can imagine, some of these dudes have been notoriously lucky with the ladies.

Teenagers won't really know or care about these guys.
‘The Expendables 3′ Gets Troublesome ‘PG-13′ Rating
Thursday, July 3 by

Normally an R rating is the one to avoid. Not this time.

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How to Fix THE EXPENDABLES
Thursday, June 12 by

The Expendables return to theaters this summer, but are these the movies we deserve? Nick Mundy has some tips on how to fix this ailing action. Featuring a very special guest – Nick’s father Dennis Mundy!!!

The 6 Best Action Movies Posters Of The Past Decade
Friday, June 14 by Frost

When a meteorite pancakes Earth or some CDC scientist takes a smoke break without closing the door behind him, there will no longer be internet trailers or guys in basements…

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Nicolas Cage Lends His Veneer Intellectual Group To ‘The Expendables 3′
Monday, November 5 by

Daddy needs a new castle.

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Katee Sackhoff Is The Latest Tough, Hot Chick Added To Lady-Version Of ‘The Expendables’
Monday, October 8 by

The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…

Don't step to them.
The 7 Greatest Ensemble Casts Of All Time
Friday, August 3 by

We’re big into the group scene here at SJ.

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How To Brine And Roast A Star Of ‘The Expendables 2′
Wednesday, November 23 by

Delicious!

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The Ultimate Jason Statham Movie Quiz
Wednesday, January 26 by

I made this quiz as a sign of my undying love for the British action star. How much do I love him? Well, let’s just say that when I sit and daydream about having sex with beautiful women, I always picture myself as Jason Statham.

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Stallone’s ‘Expendables’ Truck Sells For $134K, Able To Blow Up Lightning McQueen
Monday, January 24 by

Also up for auction were cars driven by Evel Knievel, Alice Cooper and Elvis. The theme of the auction must have been “Big In The 70s.”

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Arnold Wants To Stay In World Of Sleazy Politics, Not Sleazy Hollywood
Friday, January 14 by

According to friend Ivan Reitman, Arnold is going to continue to commit his time to public service. Movies, not so much.

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Quick Tribute to Sylvester Stallone
Tuesday, November 23 by

Born in the Hell’s Kitchen Neighborhood of New York City and raised in Philadelphia, Sylvester Stallone has led the charge on making a name for himself in the entertainment industry. Always the lead of the 80s action pack, Stallone has now found a 2nd career revitalizing his favorite Rocky and Rambo characters for a new generation.

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Blu-Ray Review: ‘The Expendables’
Monday, November 22 by

The Expendables put together a Blu-ray + DVD combo pack jam packed with special features that offer more than enough insight into the action and on-set camaraderie.

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‘The Expendables’ Caption Contest Winner!
Wednesday, November 17 by

And the winner is…

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Interview: Dolph Lundgren
Wednesday, November 17 by

The last time I interviewed Dolph Lundgren I got him to say “I must break you.” I was so excited I told my then girlfriend about it, but I got into trouble because she thought it was a sexual remark. Any one of my friends can attest that I’m way too about Ivan Drago to think about sex.

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Contest: Win ‘The Expendables’ Blu-Ray + DVD Combo Pack!
Monday, November 15 by

The Expendables explodes in the home on November 23rd, and in honor of its release we’re giving away an Expendables Blu-Ray + DVD Combo pack! That means you can watch the Blu-ray, DVD, and Digital Download version simultaneously on three different set-ups. There are worse ways to make your head explode, am I right?!

‘The Expendables’ Actress Lauren Jones
Monday, August 16 by

Lauren Jones shows that having a double major college degree in Hollywood doesn't get you by on smarts alone. A former model and ring girl for the WWE, she brings her lovely lady humps to The Expendables as Mickey Rourke's girl, Cheyenne.
A word from Lauren:  “This business is not as glamorous as it looks! It's truly a lot of hard work and dedication. But it's worth it in the end.”  
Because you get to ride on the back of Mickey Rourke's motorcycle. Hellz yeah.
More pics of Lauren after the jump…

‘The Expendables’ Dominates At The Box Office
Monday, August 16 by

Sylvester Stallone choked out Julia Roberts over the weekend, and his movie also beat hers at the box office. Stallone's salute to gritty 80's action, The Expendables, easily took the top spot with $35 million. Audiences weren't as eager to see Julia Roberts get fat and f*ck. Eat, Pray, Love took the second spot with just under $24 million. Looks like the call to action worked, fellas.
Then there was Scott Pilgrim… well, Scott Pilgrim just kinda showed up, slumped its shoulders while gazing at its shoes before mumbling something about the new Arcade Fire album. Despite great reviews, producers just couldn't get fans of coin-op references and lesbian haircuts into the theater to see this one. But in all fairness, it was really sunny out in McCarren Park on Saturday. (Reuters)

‘The Expendables’ Actress Charisma Carpenter
Friday, August 13 by

 
Charisma Carpenter, the former queen bitch of the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel" series, just turned 40 last month, which means she fully qualifies for MILF status now. This week she'll be showing up as Jason Statham's girlfriend in The Expendables, with sadly no Crank-like sex scene between the two.
A word from Charisma: "I was a little turned off by the idea of doing another bitch. But my agent put it to me quite frankly, that you have to be known before you can be typecast."
He must have also stressed that the part came with money, and money is good for buying food and shelter. That argument gets me everytime.
More pics of Charisma after the jump…

Daily Expendable: Jason Statham
Thursday, August 12 by

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jason Statham way to handle life's problems. To live by the Statham way means kicking as much possible ass with a cool British smokers accent and still not break a sweat. Statham, the former olympic swimming diver, turned mega action star shows that you should never mess with Union Jack in a dark alleyway or street fight. With The Expendables opening this week, Statham shows how a tough guy should act and still keep his cool, remember head butt first and ask questions later, mate.
Highly Debatable Best Role: Chev Chelios in Crank
Weird Fact: Made In The Name Of The King with Uwe Boll at the height of his popularity.
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Review: ‘The Expendables’
Thursday, August 12 by

The Expendables
R, 103m., 2010
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Giselle Itie, Charisma Carpenter, David Zayas with Terry Crews, Eric Roberts and Mickey Rourke
Directed by Sylvester Stallone
Screenplay by David Callaham and Sylvester Stallone

There was this large plastic bin that I had growing up filled with action figures and their various weapon accessories. From Duke Nuk'em to The Terminator, the original 90s Batman series, metal figure G.I Joes, Aliens, X-Men, Biker Mice from Mars, Ghostbusters, Toxic Crusaders and others that I have now forgot. They traveled with me wherever I moved during those years. They were my friends, enemies, and characters to create.
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Expendable vs. Important Roles
Thursday, August 12 by

With the release of The Expendables this week, children of the 80s (like me) have many reasons to celebrate. Some of "our generation's" greatest action heroes are returning to the big screen. Not only that, they're bringing with them the kind of action that made us want to be them in the first place. Good old fashion action – the kind with machine guns with grenade launchers attached – the kind with limbs blowing off – the kind with Dolph Lundgren!
With all the stars in this movie (some on the rise, some on the decline), we wanted to look at each Expendable's career highs and lows (and the enormous chasm between) – because for every First Blood, there's a Judge Dredd…

Daily Expendable: Jet Li
Wednesday, August 11 by

Know for lightning quick reflexes and amazing acrobatic stunts, Jet Li is one Expendable not to mess with. While stateside we've seen Li play more of the standard stone cold killer types in War, Romeo Must Die, and Lethal Weapon 4, over in his native China, Li is far more badass. Just check out his amazing work in Once Upon a Time in China, Hero, or Fist of Legend for a good action smack in the teeth.
Highly Debatable Best Role: Wong Fei-hung in Once Upon a Time in China trilogy
Weird Fact: When he was 11-years-old he won a trip to Washington D.C. to  meet President Richard Nixon after becoming the Chinese National Champion in Wushu martial arts.
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Daily Expendable: Mickey Rourke
Tuesday, August 10 by

 
Mickey Rourke is the most accomplished dramatist of the rock'em sock'em team in The Expendables. An 80s icon who after pulling off a series of great performances in Diner, Rumble Fish, The Pope Of Greenwich Village, Angel Heart, and Barfly fell off the map and didnt re-surface until 20 years later with his award winning performance in The Wrestler. Now he's back and kicking major acting chop ass. Just remember don't get between him and his chihuahuas or they'll be hell to pay.
Highly Debatable Best Role: Henry Chinaski in Barfly

Weird Fact: Walked off the set of a movie because the producers wouldn't let him use his pet chihuahua.
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Daily Expendable: Bruce Willis
Monday, August 9 by

Who wouldn't want to be Bruce Willis for a day? The man both on screen and off kicks ass, takes names, beds beautiful women, and even plays the harmonica. Ok, I'm willing to look past his Bruno days because he has us given such cool mofos over the years, from John McClane, Corbin Dallas, Joe Hallenback, and yes, even Hudson Hawk is a true favorite of mine. 
Highly Debatable Best Role: John McClane in Die Hard

Weird Fact:

Appointed by President George W. Bush as national spokesman for Children in Foster Care.

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‘The Expendables’ Actress Giselle Itie
Monday, August 9 by

Giselle Itie may be unknown in the states unless you flip through Telemondo channels late one night, but she is quite the popular novella star in Mexico and Brazil. Now she's spicing things up in the testosterone-packed The Expendables this week. Thank you Sly for adding some boobs to go with all the guns.
A word from Giselle: "For me it's not the looks in the man; it's his brains."
Zombie!!!!!!!!!!
More pics of Giselle after the jump…

Daily Expendable: Randy Couture
Sunday, August 8 by

Randy Couture is an icon of the UFC fighting world, so he fits right into the over pumped world of The Expendables. While he has the least amount of feature film presence, what he lacks in experience, he makes up for with head busting moves on the all-star cast.
Highly Debatable Best Role: Dylan Finn in Redbelt

Weird Fact: Broke his left arm while blocking a high kick from fellow UFC Gabriel Gonzaga
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Daily Expendable: Dolph Lundgren
Saturday, August 7 by

 
Dolph Lundgren has always been known as Rocky Balboa's greatest foe in Rocky IV aka Rocky Fights The Communists. Yet this Swedish-born old school action star has shown to be quite the opposite as he was once a chemical engineer with a Fulbright scholarship to MIT. Dolph has both brains and muscle, which means don't eff with this guy or he'll bust out a can of whoop ass and the periodic table chart on your ass.
Highly Debatable Best Role: Captain Ivan Drago in Rocky IV
Weird Fact: Said to have an I.Q. of 160, but according to himself this is untrue.
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Daily Expendable: Terry Crews
Friday, August 6 by

Terry Crews is your go-to big funny guy bad ass. He can make you laugh as well as rip out your throat — just look at those Old Spice Ads. As we've seen since White Chicks, he can be the funniest and most compelling character on screen. And on top of all that, he was a running back for the San Diego Chargers in the 90s.
Highly Debatable Best Role: President Camacho in Idiocracy

Weird Fact: Crews was chosen to be a series regular known as the urban warrior, T-Money on "Battle Dome."
MORE AFTER THE JUMP…