Grandpa’s Got A Gun In These Movies Like Red
Friday, December 28 by Gregory Wakeman

When individuals reach a certain age, their relatives normally schlepp them off to an old people’s home so that they can live a peaceful existence up until they perish. That’s…

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Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′
Monday, August 13 by

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

Thanks, Chuck!
‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It
Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

Probably has Howie Long or Ralph Macchio or whoever in his sights.
The Old Gang’s Back Together In ‘The Expendables 2′ Teaser
Thursday, December 15 by

It’s surprisingly bereft of action.

Somewhere, somebody is getting this tattooed on them.
‘The Expendables 2′ Poster Features All Your Favorite Tough Old Guys
Monday, November 21 by

That’s a lot of old man strength.

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.
Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You
Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!

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All Your Favorite Old Guys Rumored For ‘Expendables 2′
Friday, July 29 by

Stallone. Statham. Travolta. Schwarzenegger. Van Damme. Willis. Chuck Mother#@ing Norris.

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Action Director West To Direct Action In ‘Expendables 2′
Wednesday, June 15 by

Joining Simon West, the whole cast is coming back. Though another Schwarzenegger cameo is a bit up in the air right now.

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‘Expendables 2′ Teaser Poster Bursts Through Your Skull
Wednesday, May 11 by

I’m not sure I’d want anything bursting out of my skull, but seeing a chrome-plated “2″ bursting out of a metal skull is pretty awesome.

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The Expendables 2 Has A Release (Not From Death) Date
Friday, April 1 by

Let’s pray the cast lives long enough to see the movie.

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Stallone Knocked Himself Out Of ‘Expendables 2′ Director’s Chair?
Tuesday, March 8 by

Fans of explosions and arm-breakings may be upset that Sylvester Stallone will likely not be directing the sequel to his smash-hit brainchild, ‘The Expendables’.