Screen Junkies » The Descent 2 http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 10 Oct 2014 17:19:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘The Descent 2′ Trailer Brings Back Wingless Bat Cave Monsters http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-descent-2-trailer-brings-back-wingless-bat-cave-monsters/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-descent-2-trailer-brings-back-wingless-bat-cave-monsters/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Hot Chicks Trapped in a Cave - Watch more Funny Videos  According to the end critic quote in the above trailer, The Descent 2 is the "Feel sh*t scared film of the decade."  I'm not quite sure where on the unofficial Scare Meter 'sh*t scared' lands, but it's gotta be well above 'piss scared.'  I've been piss scared before but never sh*t scared, nor do I have the desire to become so frightened by a film that it causes me to involuntarily evacuate my bowels right smack dab there in the theater.  You think pop corn butter's hard to get up...  The trailer does have a few good moments, but in order to beat its predecessor it's going to have to work all kinds of magic, or provide laxitives upon theater entrance. Today's links are full of fun and fiber!     Flow Chart To Determine What Religion You Should Follow (HolyTaco) Kimi Raikkonen's Ferrari Set On Fire (TotalProSports) The Juxtaposition Of People And Signs (TheChive) Patrick Bateman Was Based On Tom Cruise (FilmDrunk) 20 Examples Of Going Green Gone Wrong (SuperTremendous) Your First R-Rated Movie Theater Experience (Pajiba) Model Marisa Miller Changing Bikinis (CelebJihad) A Visual Guide To Twist Endings (Unreality) Picking Up Women On Halloween Made Simple (Asylum) Brooke Hundley Letter To Steve Phillips' Wife (BustedCoverage) Balloon Boy Neighbor Fist Fights Media (RegretfulMorning) What Your Cocktail Says About You (MadeMan) How To Jimme-Proof The Chase (AllLeftTurns) Car Eager For Cupcakes (NothingToxic) Legend Of Neil Season Finale (Atom)

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Hot Chicks Trapped in a Cave – Watch more Funny Videos 

According to the end critic quote in the above trailer, The Descent 2 is the "Feel sh*t scared film of the decade."  I’m not quite sure where on the unofficial Scare Meter ‘sh*t scared’ lands, but it’s gotta be well above ‘piss scared.’  I’ve been piss scared before but never sh*t scared, nor do I have the desire to become so frightened by a film that it causes me to involuntarily evacuate my bowels right smack dab there in the theater.  You think pop corn butter‘s hard to get up… 

The trailer does have a few good moments, but in order to beat its predecessor it’s going to have to work all kinds of magic, or provide laxitives upon theater entrance.

Today’s links are full of fun and fiber!    

Flow Chart To Determine What Religion You Should Follow (HolyTaco)

Kimi Raikkonen’s Ferrari Set On Fire (TotalProSports)

The Juxtaposition Of People And Signs (TheChive)

Patrick Bateman Was Based On Tom Cruise (FilmDrunk)

20 Examples Of Going Green Gone Wrong (SuperTremendous)

Your First R-Rated Movie Theater Experience (Pajiba)

Model Marisa Miller Changing Bikinis (CelebJihad)

A Visual Guide To Twist Endings (Unreality)

Picking Up Women On Halloween Made Simple (Asylum)

Brooke Hundley Letter To Steve Phillips’ Wife (BustedCoverage)

Balloon Boy Neighbor Fist Fights Media (RegretfulMorning)

What Your Cocktail Says About You (MadeMan)

How To Jimme-Proof The Chase (AllLeftTurns)

Car Eager For Cupcakes (NothingToxic)

Legend Of Neil Season Finale (Atom)

 

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The Descent: Part 2 http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/the-descent-part-2/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/the-descent-part-2/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:11:11 +0000 Reza F. Director: Jon HarrisCast: Shauna MacDonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Krysten CummingsSynopsis: Unable to plausibly explain to the authorities what happened - or why she's covered in her friends' blood - Sarah is forced back to the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing companions. As the rescue party drives deeper into uncharted caverns, nightmarish visions of the recent past begin to haunt Sarah and she starts to realize the full horror and futility of the mission. Subjected to the suspicion and mistrust of the group and confronted once more by the inbred, feral and savagely ruthless Crawlers, Sarah must draw on all her inner reserves of strength and courage in a desperate final struggle for deliverance and redemption.

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Director: Jon Harris

Cast: Shauna MacDonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Krysten Cummings

Synopsis: Unable to plausibly explain to the authorities what happened – or why she’s covered in her friends’ blood – Sarah is forced back to the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing companions. As the rescue party drives deeper into uncharted caverns, nightmarish visions of the recent past begin to haunt Sarah and she starts to realize the full horror and futility of the mission. Subjected to the suspicion and mistrust of the group and confronted once more by the inbred, feral and savagely ruthless Crawlers, Sarah must draw on all her inner reserves of strength and courage in a desperate final struggle for deliverance and redemption.

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