“I was stealing office supplies for a scene in ‘Friends with Benefits’. Ask anyone.”

FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

This one’s official.

BRAAAAAAAHMMMM!!! BRAAAAAAAHMMMM!!!

This MIGHT not be the official release.

Let’s all get really worked up. Together. As a family.

Ellie Kemper to play an undercover high-schooler in Green Day’s remake of ‘The Great Gatsby. Hmm. That doesn’t sound right.

It’ll be far less Marvel-y.

The big takeaway from these videos is that some unfortunate stuff is going down in Gotham.

Matthew Modine – Key villain or king of the dudes?

The dad from ‘Ghost Rider’ will meet Admiral Brigham from ‘Transformers’ in Gotham.

Joey King will play some kid, but what kid?

We can reconstruct Bane one tweet at a time.

Like the Force, nerds around the world feel a collective sense of joy, whether they know why or not.

Who’s this pit for: Ra’s al Ghul or Bane? Time to fire up the Batputer and process these clues.

Gaze into the puddle

Now we know!

He’ll make best efforts to clear his schedule.

Because it’s ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, we’re legally obligated to give this guy his own news article.

‘The Dark Knight Rises’ is shooting there.

Welp, looks like we’re going back to not knowing which goofy Batman villain Joseph Gordon-Levitt will reinvent and make terrifying in The Dark Knight Rises.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adding another character to his roster of weirdos.

Today we got word that Gordon-Levitt has signed the Bat Contract with Warner Bros. and will enter Gotham city limits. Juno Temple might join him.

No matter who is chosen as the next villain, I’m sure the film will be awesome. Unless, of course, Christopher Nolan has started smoking crack, and decides to go with one of these 9 lame-asses.

Catwoman and Bane might get a new evil roommate in the upcoming Batman film. Someone from “way back.”

Put on your capes and Batman underoos over your jeans, geeks. It’s time to nerd out about Batman’s ride.

Tom Hardy tells us a little about the new Bane of our existence.