Danielle Panabaker has captured the hearts of men around the globe with her pixie-like appearance and her put-her-in-your-pocket-and-save-her-for-later appeal. She was also in Sky High, so………

A word from Danielle: “I really did graduate at 14, and I go to college in the Los Angeles area near where I live.”

No one likes a bragger. And someone who’s vague about their school so that someone else can’t go find them.

Radha Mitchell got her big Hollywood start in Pitch Black opposite Vin Diesel, and has been a rising star ever since. The only downside is she kind of owes her success to Vin Diesel, and you NEVER want to be in that guy’s pocket.

A word from Radha: “Any situation today could be a tragedy or a comedy, it just depends on the mood that you’re in when you’re experiencing it, and the mood of the storyteller who is telling it.”

I could tell you a story of a puppy massacre while I was still high off a drug fueld threeway with Bar Refaeli and a stranger and I bet you’d still think it was tragic. So there.

The pics after the jump are guaranteed to put you in a good mood.

Right before Christmas, I shared with you the final poster for Breck Eisner‘s The Crazies. It was so popular that we now have three more FINAL posters. They’re really FINAL this time, we promise.* This new batch features Ogden Marsh community members Farmer Bill, Horst the Plumber, and Amy Fisher, respectively.

The Crazies goes batsh*t in theaters on February 26th, 2010. (Dread Central)

Check out the larger versions after the jump.

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_{I don’t know about you, but I think that off-screen guy looks crazy.}

The new trailer for The Crazies, starring Timothy Olyphant and Radha Mitchell, has mixed into the web like tainted drinking water, and I’m digging the funny taste. We showed you the first trailer a couple months back of the Breck Eisner remake of the cult George Romero film. The new one has plenty shots of Olyphant offering stupified looks and zombie people jumping at the camera while the music goes DUM!

As you may or may not choose to remember, Breck Eisner directed the film Sahara starring Matthew "Shirts Iritate My Skin" McConaughey, so while The Crazies may not live up to those terrifying results, it looks scary nonetheless. The film is about the inhabitants of a small Iowa town suddenly plagued by insanity and then death after a mysterious toxin contaminates their water supply. Overall, it sounds like an amalgamation of Erin Brockovich and Christmas dinner at my mom’s house.

The Crazies infests theaters February 26th. Check out the trailer after the jump.

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