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	<title>Screen Junkies &#187; The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen</title>
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		<title>The 9 Harshest Jokes From Comedy Central&#8217;s &#8216;Roast Of Charlie Sheen&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 18:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wookie Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a good thing he can't feel any pain.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy Schumer sparked controversy with her <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/jackass-director-reveals-details-on-ryan-dunn-tribute/" target="_blank">Ryan Dunn</a> joke on last night&#8217;s airing of  <em><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/next-comedy-central-roast-duh-charlie-sheen/" target="_blank">The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen</a>.</em> She addressed Dunn&#8217;s fellow stuntman and friend Steve O saying, &#8220;When <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/ryan-dunn-96/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Ryan Dunn</a> died <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/steve-o-854/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Steve-O</a> probably was thinking it could&#8217;ve been him, with the rest of the world wondering why it wasn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>Really? That started controversy? It wasn&#8217;t directed at Dunn and it wasn&#8217;t particularly that harsh. In fact, <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/r-i-p-ryan-dunn/" target="_blank">I made a similiar joke</a> when I wrote Dunn&#8217;s obituary. Also, it&#8217;s a <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/roast-835/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>roast</a>. That&#8217;s the point. It&#8217;s supposed to be gloves-off pot shots. If we were interested in watching famous people fart out watered-down yuck-yucks, we&#8217;d have watched <em>Two and a Half Men</em> instead.</p>
<p>Point being, the joke wasn&#8217;t over the line. It was more observational than it was malicious as it was the common reaction to the news of Dunn&#8217;s passing. Here are nine jokes that were much more harsh from <em>The <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/comedy-central-538/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Comedy Central</a> Roast of <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/charlie-sheen-778/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Charlie Sheen</a>.</em></p>
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<li>“You’re just like <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/bruce-willis-822/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Bruce Willis</a> — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/ashton-kutcher-956/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Ashton Kutcher</a>.” — Amy Schumer<em></em></li>
<li>“The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/michael-j-fox/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Michael J. Fox</a>.” — Anthony Jeselnik<em><br />
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<li>“Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/mike-tyson-84/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Mike Tyson</a>, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeffrey Ross<em></em></li>
<li>“Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/porn-929/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>porn</a> stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane<em></em></li>
<li>“If you’re winning, this must <em>not</em> be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — <em></em>Jeffrey Ross<em></em></li>
<li>“Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve O<em></em></li>
<li>“Charlie Sheen is still alive! Charlie, you were amazing in <em>Platoon.</em> Your marriage to Denise [Richards] was kind of like her Vietnam because she was constantly afraid of being killed by Charlie &#8230; There’s no denying how famous you are. It was <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/international/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>international</a> news when you ruined the lives of those two girls living with you—you know, your daughters.” &#8211; Amy Schumer</li>
<li>&#8220;Mike Tyson, your opponents spent less time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex-wives.” — Jeffrey Ross<em></em><em></em></li>
<li>“Charlie Sheen called his boss on <em>Two and a Half Men</em> a &#8216;Jew ki**&#8217; and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.” — Anthony Jeselnik</li>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen To Show Up At The Emmys?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 21:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Gibson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This might give the Emmy Awards a special 'Sheen' (read: venereal disease).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to a source that may or may not be <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/the-craziest-charlie-sheen-quotes-so-far/" target="_blank">Charlie Sheen</a> himself, the controversial former actor/current punchline/mentally unstable individual <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/charlie-sheen-778/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Charlie Sheen</a> may be appearing at tomorrow night&#8217;s <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-photos/the-official-2011-emmy-awards-drinking-game/" target="_blank">Primetime Emmy Awards</a> as a presenter.</p>
<p>This has been described as a &#8220;dream get&#8221; for the <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/awards/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>awards</a> show, presumably because of the controversy surrounding Sheen, who also has a lot of buzz surrounding him due to the upcoming <em>Comedy Central <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/roast-835/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Roast</a> of Charlie Sheen</em>. In order to promote that program, he&#8217;s been appearing all over TV lately on <em>The Tonight Show</em>, <em>Today</em>, and shows that are on at other times of the day.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t set in stone yet, but it&#8217;s probably a safe bet that Sheen will be <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/somewhere-102/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>somewhere</a> to be seen (rhyme acknowledged) at the awards show telecast. Maybe it&#8217;ll be like <em>Where&#8217;s Waldo</em>, but with a mentally ill drug addict. (<a href="http://www.deadline.com/2011/09/source-charlie-sheen-to-make-surprise-appearance-at-the-emmys-on-sunday/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Deadline</a>)</p>
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