Kanye hates waiting for his damn croissants.
How Do You Improve ‘The Canyons’ Trailer? The Same Way You Improve Everything. Add Kanye West.
Friday, August 2 by

It just needed the drama ratcheted up a little.

The picture is a metaphor for the film.
‘The Canyons’ Denied By SXSW Following Sundance Rejection
Wednesday, January 23 by

Turns out it’s not very good.

Lindsay after being asked her multiplication tables.
‘The Canyons’ Clip Unites Lindsay Lohan, Brett Easton Ellis, And A Male Porn Star In A Nexus Of Crazy
Wednesday, January 16 by

Here’s where a lesser person would make a joke about Lohan’s canyon.

Please don't wake her. She's very tired.
Lindsay Lohan And A Male Porn Star Will Be In A New Brett Easton Ellis Film
Wednesday, June 13 by

Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.