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		<title>Heather Locklear Is Probably Worried About HDTV Making Her Look Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 17:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph Gibson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/amd_locklear-mugshot.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-202656" style="margin-left: 7px; margin-right: 7px;" title="amd_locklear-mugshot" src="http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/amd_locklear-mugshot.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>Actress <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/heather-locklear-238/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Heather Locklear</a> has had a long and illustrious relationship with the good ol&#8217; Idiot Box (no, I&#8217;m not talking about <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/charlie-sheen-replacement-list-who-is-sheens-next-twitter-target/">Charlie Sheen</a>). But she hasn&#8217;t been on a regular TV series for a while &#8211; which is why it might be exciting to all you Locklear fans out there that she&#8217;s coming back to TV for a pilot on, of course, CBS. The show is called &#8220;The Assistants,&#8221; and here&#8217;s a plot synopsis:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;[Locklear will] play a reckless, unstable <a id="KonaLink1" href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/CBS-Coaxes-Heather-Locklear-Back-Television-30783.html#" rel="nofollow"><span style="color: #0000a5;">actress</span></a> prone to terrorizing her hired help.  They’re willing to put up with  the bad treatment in the name of making connections for their own  careers.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>That premise sounds like a &#8220;Larry Sanders&#8221; or &#8220;<a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/curb-your-enthusiasm-headed-to-new-york-city/">Curb Your Enthusiasm</a>&#8220;-style sitcom, but it&#8217;s not clear from the article whether it will be a sitcom or a more dramatic series. If I had to guess I&#8217;d say the former, but luckily for everyone I don&#8217;t have to guess. If it gets picked up it will be on CBS, so it will probably be <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/terrible/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>terrible</a> anyway. (via <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/CBS-Coaxes-Heather-Locklear-Back-Television-30783.html" rel="nofollow">CinemaBlend</a>)</p>
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