Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhané Wallis is this year’s Uggie

Good for her.

Damn, really?

A major score for mimes everywhere.

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

Her own maid must be so proud.

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

Gone and forgotten…

Zombies vs Meaningless Award Show

It’s important to stretch your legs.

Brett Ratner need not apply.

Live from world famous Oakland, CA…

It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

1996 would love these hosts!

In protest of Oprah’s honorary Oscar, here are five people who should have received it instead.

As is tradition (so what if it’s only the second year?), we’ll be live blogging the crap out of the 2011 Academy Awards.

Let us wind down our Oscar coverage and pick our favorites for the lesser-cared-about categories so we can turn our attention to more important matters, such as which Oscar gowns to dress our cats in on The Big Night.

The dapper gents over at Made Man put together a slick infographic that’ll help you win your 2011 Oscar pool.

This week we shackle our Best Director contenders together by the ankles, slather them in honey, toss them in the bear cage with an 800 pound grizzly and a pair of bolt cutters to see who among them has the will to survive.

It’s time for the men to grease up and battle it out for the shiny bald gold dude.

This week we throw our Best Actress contenders into the Thunderdome, arm then with cudgels and see who among them has the fortitude to grab blood-smeared victory.

This isn’t the Golden Globes, people. This is the Academy Awards (a.k.a. the real deal). But just because the awards are real doesn’t mean the reactions from the nominees will be. That’s why we’ve spent all morning running said reactions through our patented B.S. translator.

The 2011 Academy Award nominations have been announced, and while I agree with most of the choices, I can’t help but notice a few talented individuals seem to have gotten snubbed.

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

In this week’s column we’ll take a look at the Oscar prospects of T-t-he K-k-k-ing’s S-p-p-peech. And now that I’ve gotten that easy gag out of the way let us get down to brass tacks.

Inception was easily one of the most talked about movies of 2010, thanks to its mind-bending visual effects and an ending that left many viewers scratching their heads like a scabies-afflicted hobo with a flea nest in his dreadlocks.

Hello, Junkies! Ronnie Pudding here, once again participating in the state parole board’s work release program by taking a look at the front runners for the 83rd Academy Awards and writing about it on the internet.

Actors James Franco and Anne Hathaway have been set to host/read Bruce Vilanch jokes on the 83rd Annual Academy Awards.