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‘Alone Yet Not Alone’ Gets Its Oscar Nomination Pulled
Thursday, January 30 by

Does Jay-Z really need another award nomination?

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Nom Nom Nom: Academy Award Nominees 2013
Thursday, January 10 by

Beasts of the Southern Wild’s Quvenzhané Wallis is this year’s Uggie

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Meryl Streep Wins Third Oscar For ‘The Iron Lady’
Sunday, February 26 by

Good for her.

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Jean Dujardin Wins Best Actor
Sunday, February 26 by

Damn, really?

"Have zeese engraved weez my name on eet."
Michel Hazanavicius Wins Best Director Oscar For ‘The Artist’
Sunday, February 26 by

A major score for mimes everywhere.

You just got Plum'd.
Christopher Plummer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actor Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

"When the free samples woman turns her back, we strike."
Octavia Spencer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actress Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Her own maid must be so proud.

And the Oscar goes to...
7 Oscar Categories That Should Exist (And Who Would Win Them)
Friday, February 24 by

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

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10 Celebs Who Will Be Snubbed By The Oscar Death Montage
Friday, February 24 by

Gone and forgotten…

Why would you watch the Oscars when you could be watching a mediocre cartoon dubbed in Spanish?
9 Things You Should Watch Instead Of The Oscars
Friday, February 24 by

Zombies vs Meaningless Award Show

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Plan Your Pee Breaks Now: 7 Boring 2012 Oscar Moments To Avoid
Wednesday, February 22 by

It’s important to stretch your legs.

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12 Potential Sponsors For The “Kodak” Theater
Monday, February 6 by

Brett Ratner need not apply.

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7 Possible Locations For The Academy Awards
Monday, February 6 by

Live from world famous Oakland, CA…

Thank god that's over with.
Your 2012 Academy Award Nominees
Tuesday, January 24 by

It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…

Today I learned Brian Grazer's hair on an Oscar creates a guido.
Brian Grazer Accepts Brett Ratner’s Oscars Sloppy Seconds
Thursday, November 10 by

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

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Eight Other People Who Would Have Made Great Oscar Hosts 15 Years Ago
Thursday, September 8 by

1996 would love these hosts!

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5 People Who Deserve An Honorary Oscar More Than Oprah Winfrey
Thursday, August 4 by

In protest of Oprah’s honorary Oscar, here are five people who should have received it instead.

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2011 Oscars Live Blog
Sunday, February 27 by

As is tradition (so what if it’s only the second year?), we’ll be live blogging the crap out of the 2011 Academy Awards.

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Road To The Oscars: Rest Of The Nominees
Wednesday, February 23 by

Let us wind down our Oscar coverage and pick our favorites for the lesser-cared-about categories so we can turn our attention to more important matters, such as which Oscar gowns to dress our cats in on The Big Night.

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Partner Plug: Oscar Cheat Sheet Ups Your Odds
Tuesday, February 22 by

The dapper gents over at Made Man put together a slick infographic that’ll help you win your 2011 Oscar pool.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Director Showdown
Wednesday, February 16 by

This week we shackle our Best Director contenders together by the ankles, slather them in honey, toss them in the bear cage with an 800 pound grizzly and a pair of bolt cutters to see who among them has the will to survive.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Actor Showdown
Friday, February 11 by

It’s time for the men to grease up and battle it out for the shiny bald gold dude.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Actress Showdown
Thursday, February 3 by

This week we throw our Best Actress contenders into the Thunderdome, arm then with cudgels and see who among them has the fortitude to grab blood-smeared victory.

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10 Truthful Oscar Nominee Reactions
Tuesday, January 25 by

This isn’t the Golden Globes, people. This is the Academy Awards (a.k.a. the real deal). But just because the awards are real doesn’t mean the reactions from the nominees will be. That’s why we’ve spent all morning running said reactions through our patented B.S. translator.

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The Biggest Oscar Disses
Tuesday, January 25 by

The 2011 Academy Award nominations have been announced, and while I agree with most of the choices, I can’t help but notice a few talented individuals seem to have gotten snubbed.

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2011 Oscar Noms Are Here!
Tuesday, January 25 by

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘The King’s Speech’
Thursday, January 20 by

In this week’s column we’ll take a look at the Oscar prospects of T-t-he K-k-k-ing’s S-p-p-peech. And now that I’ve gotten that easy gag out of the way let us get down to brass tacks.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘Inception’
Thursday, January 13 by

Inception was easily one of the most talked about movies of 2010, thanks to its mind-bending visual effects and an ending that left many viewers scratching their heads like a scabies-afflicted hobo with a flea nest in his dreadlocks.

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Road To The Oscars: ‘The Social Network’
Thursday, January 6 by

Hello, Junkies! Ronnie Pudding here, once again participating in the state parole board’s work release program by taking a look at the front runners for the 83rd Academy Awards and writing about it on the internet.

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James Franco & Anne Hathaway To Host/Banter On 83rd Oscars
Monday, November 29 by

Actors James Franco and Anne Hathaway have been set to host/read Bruce Vilanch jokes on the 83rd Annual Academy Awards.