Turtle power! Relive 2014’s hit reboot of TMNT, a film that wasn’t directed by Michael Bay — but feels like it was anyway.
Summer 2014 is in the books, and while it was a down year for Hollywood, there were plenty of hits (and bombs) to talk about! We assembled a panel to break everything down and announce the winner of our box office contest!!
The Ninja Turtles have conquered the box office — and divided their fanbase. We brought in our resident fixer Nick Mundy (and friends) to give some tips on how to make a radical sequel.
“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.
Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.
Despite all the fanboy hand-wringing, TMNT is not the childhood-defiling catastrophe that so many people predicted it would be. It’s also not a very good movie.
Before you see the Ninja Turtles reboot, relive the totally tubular, Vanilla Ice-flavored ’90s time capsule that is TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze!
Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.
Comic Con 2014 is over, but our coverage is just beginning! Watch as we recap the awesome costumes, the amazing attractions and a bug eating contest with Bran Stark himself, Isaac Hempstead Wright!!
Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore?
Summer’s flying by, which means the Ninja Turtles will be back and people are already freaking out about it. But should the real worry be about the Turtles embarrassing themselves? We invited a panel to relive some dubious moments that the Turtles would probably like to keep in the sewer.
He’s pretty much a walking knife.
The new movie doesn’t look so bad all of a sudden.
I like turtles.
It’s another kick in the balls.
It’s definitely a Michael Bay film.
Leaning more cool than rude.
Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?
At least he didn’t cast Ken Jeong.
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The film known for its catchphrase, "Extra anchovies!" Randy (Patrick Dempsey) has the unenviable task of maneuvering through congested traffic, working for crummy tips, and bedding lonely housewives, all…
I fear change.
A mutation is defined as a genetic change or abnormality that makes a person really gross.
Seriously, thanks for finding this out NOW.
I always buy mine in bulk.