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Screen Junkies Show: Summer Movies 2014, Hits & Misses!
Thursday, September 18 by

Summer 2014 is in the books, and while it was a down year for Hollywood, there were plenty of hits (and bombs) to talk about! We assembled a panel to break everything down and announce the winner of our box office contest!!

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Screen Junkies Show: How to Fix NINJA TURTLES 2
Thursday, August 14 by

The Ninja Turtles have conquered the box office — and divided their fanbase. We brought in our resident fixer Nick Mundy (and friends) to give some tips on how to make a radical sequel.

Hey, guys. What have you been up to the past 20 years or so?
Travel Back In Time To Get Your 11 Year-Old Self Excited About A New ‘Power Rangers’ Movie And Release Date
Thursday, August 14 by

“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.

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Despite Being Awful, ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, August 11 by

Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.

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Review: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
Thursday, August 7 by

Despite all the fanboy hand-wringing, TMNT is not the childhood-defiling catastrophe that so many people predicted it would be. It’s also not a very good movie.

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Honest Trailers – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
Tuesday, August 5 by

Before you see the Ninja Turtles reboot, relive the totally tubular, Vanilla Ice-flavored ’90s time capsule that is TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze!

It's an important film.
Megan Fox Tells ‘Ninja Turtle’ Haters To F*ck Off
Monday, August 4 by

Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.

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Comic-Con 2014: Eating Bugs With Game of Thrones’ Bran Stark, Hot Cosplay, and TMNT Pizza Thrower
Monday, July 28 by

Comic Con 2014 is over, but our coverage is just beginning! Watch as we recap the awesome costumes, the amazing attractions and a bug eating contest with Bran Stark himself, Isaac Hempstead Wright!!

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles For Pizza Hut
Wednesday, July 9 by

Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore?

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Most Embarrassing TMNT Moments
Thursday, June 19 by

Summer’s flying by, which means the Ninja Turtles will be back and people are already freaking out about it. But should the real worry be about the Turtles embarrassing themselves? We invited a panel to relive some dubious moments that the Turtles would probably like to keep in the sewer.

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Why, Yes, Shredder Does Look 100% Ridiculous In Official ‘TMNT’ Image
Wednesday, June 18 by

He’s pretty much a walking knife.

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Once On ‘Oprah’
Monday, May 12 by

The new movie doesn’t look so bad all of a sudden.

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New ‘TMNT’ Trailer Reveals All The Turtles
Thursday, May 1 by

I like turtles.

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Johnny Knoxville Called In To Improve ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
Thursday, April 3 by

It’s another kick in the balls.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer: Cowabunga Good Or Cowabunga Bad?
Thursday, March 27 by

It’s definitely a Michael Bay film.

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Get A Load Of Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
Wednesday, January 29 by

Leaning more cool than rude.

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William Fichtner To Play An ‘Iconic’ Role In ‘Ninja Turtles’
Friday, May 10 by

Usagi Yojimbo?

"COWABOOGABOOGA," as the Ninja Turtles so often say!!!
Michael Bay Says ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film Isn’t About Aliens After All
Tuesday, April 30 by

Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?

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The Michael Bay-Produced ‘TMNT’ Casts Master Splinter, Gets Super Weird
Tuesday, April 16 by

At least he didn’t cast Ken Jeong.

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Watch This Very Relevant ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle From Entourage’ Trailer
Monday, April 15 by

If you’re on this site, you’ve got the time to spare.

7 Ninja Scenes That Will Have You Fearing The Masked Attackers
Monday, April 15 by Frost

There are many reasons that ninjas aren’t hired for children’s birthday parties even though they are far less creepy than clowns. In the top ten of those parental reasoning are…

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Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

8 Nuclear Movies That Won’t Give You Radiation Poisoning
Thursday, March 7 by Stu Moody

 

5 Kids Adventure Movies Every Kid in The 90′s Loved
Tuesday, May 8 by Frost

Nostalgia is a powerful addiction, but luckily not the kind that will give you sores just the kind that will make you curse the credit card costs from those drunken…

30 Minutes or Less: 5 Movie Pizza Delivery Men
Monday, May 7 by Chris Pence

  The film known for its catchphrase, "Extra anchovies!" Randy (Patrick Dempsey) has the unenviable task of maneuvering through congested traffic, working for crummy tips, and bedding lonely housewives, all…

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7 Adaptations With Unneeded Changes To The Back Story
Monday, March 26 by

I fear change.

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In Honor Of Double-Vagina-ed Hazel, Here Are Our 7 Favorite Film Mutants
Friday, January 20 by

A mutation is defined as a genetic change or abnormality that makes a person really gross.

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7 Cartoons More Harmful To Children Than ‘Spongebob’
Wednesday, September 14 by

Seriously, thanks for finding this out NOW.

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Tuesday, July 5 by

I always buy mine in bulk.

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Monday, June 27 by

Just pizza stuff.