Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.
Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.
We’re one step closer to ‘Parkour Werewolf: The Film’.
These are 100% accurate depictions of what your favorite Twilight characters would look like in real life.
I’ve heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.
Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight…
Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
Find out what a little “Twilight” can get you–if you’re Taylor Lautner, the baby-faced and hard bodied werewolf of the fantasy franchise, you could be pulling in a $33 million…
There are so many jobs more fulfilling than “B-list movie star.” Just ask my mechanic, Michael Dudikoff.
Director: John Singleton Cast: Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina Synopsis: A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo…
Bella learns the consequences of buying hot meals at the gas station.
David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.
Is it a compliment to make this list?
They shot his fake dad!
New posters for ‘Abduction’, ‘This Must Be The Place’, ‘Crazy Stupid Love’, and ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’
Lookin’ good, sexy vampires.
It’s not any less boring than honeymoon photos you see on Facebook.
They may not show up in mirrors, but they do show up in photographs.
If you aren’t crying with joy and squealing while watching this trailer for Taylor Lautner’s ‘Abduction’, they will kick you out of Team Jacob.
Michael Bay has just written himself into Taylor Lautner’s calendar with the most awesome ink money can buy.
Try to resist the urge to find the closest nerd and noogie him until he begs for mercy.
Vanity Fair has recently released a list of the 40 highest-paid people in film, and it should come as no surprise that the numbers are downright gaudy.
Taylor Lautner doesn’t appear to be hurting himself with his post-Twilight role selections.
Taylor Lautner has recently signed on to star in eight hundred and forty seven upcoming films, including Incarceron, a strange but interesting sounding young adult lit adaptation about Lautner romancing the daughter of a warden on a prison planet.
They’re going to love Taylor Lautner in prison. He’s just been sentenced to star in Incarceron. The dumbly-titled film centers around a young man who has spent his entire life in a savage prison society who falls in love with the warden’s daughter.
Here, have a handful of feathers. It’s certainly better than another pic of Bella and Edward avoiding eye contact and then making eye contact.
Someone tell this girl how chairs work.
Take off your press-ons, ladies. Things are about to get rowdy. Taken takee Maggie Grace has been cast as Bella's nemesis Irina in Twilight: Breaking Dawn. My girlfriend hasn't updated me yet on the next installment so I'll let Deadline do the honors:
Irina is a member of the Denali coven, considered cousins to the Cullen clan as the only other "vegetarian" vampire group. When Irina blames the Cullens for the death of her lover, her actions set in motion a terrifying chain of events.
And by terrifying they mean sparkly. The film is being directed by Bill Condon and released in two parts because that means more money. The first part comes out November 18, 2011 and the second part November 16, 2012. After that, Twihards dismember a highly populated metropolis.
Taylor Lautner is howling mad at an RV company for not delivering his trailer on time. Get it? I said "howling mad" because he plays a wolf boy in those awful movies. *sigh*
At any rate, Lautner is so distraught over the matter that he has filed a lawsuit against the company, McMahon's RV, claiming both "annoyance" and "emotional distress."
On the one hand, he allegedly paid $300,000 for the trailer, so I can sort of see his point. On the other hand, he paid $300,000 for a trailer, and someday he'll use it to bang more chicks than I will ever meet even though he looks like one of the rats from those old Quizno's ads. When I look at it that way, I'm more inclined to hope the trailer catches fire while the rich, pretty boy, crybaby is inside. (TMZ via Movie Line)
Who says Hollywood is out of ideas? Obviously they haven't seen this picture of Helen Mirren giving Russell Brand the old "rub & tug" on the set of Arthur. In fact, seeing a geriatric Mirren giving Brand a bathtub HJ is the most original thing I've seen in weeks, and mind you, I watch Bravo daily.
The only question is how is Hollywood going to top this? Chances are we'll see Betty White giving an "Asian massage" to the wolf-boy from Twilight sometime soon. "Team Jacob" indeed! (Cinema Blend)