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Taylor Lautner To Play Dirk Diggler In New ‘Boogie Nights’
Wednesday, October 9 by

Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.
Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’
Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

Stick the landing!!
Taylor Lautner To Do More Running And Jumping In ‘Tracers’
Monday, May 14 by

We’re one step closer to ‘Parkour Werewolf: The Film’.

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If ‘Twilight’ Characters Were Real People (Gallery)
Thursday, November 17 by

These are 100% accurate depictions of what your favorite Twilight characters would look like in real life.

I've heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.
PG-13 Sex And Vampire C-Sections: ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1′ Is Unintentionally Awesome
Thursday, November 17 by

I’ve heard of biting the umbilical cord, but this is ridiculous.

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about 'Twilight'...
A Guy’s Guide To The ‘Twilight’ Characters
Tuesday, November 15 by

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight

Whatever you do, don't tell them that Twilight won't fill the hole in their lives - they hear that enough.
8 Things To Do While Waiting In Line For The Twilight Premiere
Thursday, November 10 by

Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.

Moments later, he bit through his bottom lip and there was blood everywhere.
Taylor Lautner Surprises Us By Producing, Starring In A Gus Van Sant Film, Reading The ‘New Yorker’
Wednesday, November 2 by

I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.

Martial Arts Kid to Teen Wolf Stud: Taylor Lautner Bio
Friday, October 14 by Marina Szaven

Find out what a little “Twilight” can get you–if you’re Taylor Lautner, the baby-faced and hard bodied werewolf of the fantasy franchise, you could be pulling in a $33 million…

Nice shirt.
5 Careers Taylor Lautner Should Pursue Besides Acting
Thursday, September 22 by

There are so many jobs more fulfilling than “B-list movie star.” Just ask my mechanic, Michael Dudikoff.

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Abduction
Saturday, September 17 by

Director: John Singleton Cast: Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina Synopsis: A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo…

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Boot Knockin’, Werewolf Fights, And Bad Burritos In ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1′ Trailer
Wednesday, September 14 by

Bella learns the consequences of buying hot meals at the gas station.

Brains vs. Braun. No. Wait. Braun vs Braun.
Who Wins In A Battle Between Taylor Lautner And The Rock? That’s Right. The Audience Does.
Wednesday, August 31 by

David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.

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Nicolas Cage, Taylor Lautner, And Some Outdated Stars On ‘Expendables 2′ Wishlist
Friday, August 26 by

Is it a compliment to make this list?

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Taylor Lautner Still Running, Hiding In Second ‘Abduction’ Trailer
Thursday, August 11 by

They shot his fake dad!

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What’s Sillier: Taylor Lautner Surfing On A Building Or Sean Penn In A Ladywig?
Wednesday, June 22 by

New posters for ‘Abduction’, ‘This Must Be The Place’, ‘Crazy Stupid Love’, and ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’

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Trailer For ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Has It All
Sunday, June 5 by

Lookin’ good, sexy vampires.

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Keep Looking At New Pics From ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Forever
Monday, May 2 by

It’s not any less boring than honeymoon photos you see on Facebook.

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See Some New ‘Twilight’ Pics Before It’s Too Late
Thursday, April 28 by

They may not show up in mirrors, but they do show up in photographs.

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Twihards Rejoice For Taylor Lautner’s ‘Abduction’ Trailer
Wednesday, April 13 by

If you aren’t crying with joy and squealing while watching this trailer for Taylor Lautner’s ‘Abduction’, they will kick you out of Team Jacob.

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Michael Bay Owns Taylor Lautner For 2012
Wednesday, February 16 by

Michael Bay has just written himself into Taylor Lautner’s calendar with the most awesome ink money can buy.

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Chick From ‘Harry Potter’ Meets Guy From ‘Twilight’ In Today’s Most Swirly-Inducing News
Friday, February 11 by

Try to resist the urge to find the closest nerd and noogie him until he begs for mercy.

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Vanity Fair Kind Enough To Remind Us That Movie Stars Are Really Rich
Wednesday, February 2 by

Vanity Fair has recently released a list of the 40 highest-paid people in film, and it should come as no surprise that the numbers are downright gaudy.

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Lautner In ‘Abduction’: “You’re Not My Real Dad!”
Friday, January 21 by

Taylor Lautner doesn’t appear to be hurting himself with his post-Twilight role selections.

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Girls Want To Play With Lautner, Lautner Wants To Play Spy Games
Wednesday, January 12 by

Taylor Lautner has recently signed on to star in eight hundred and forty seven upcoming films, including Incarceron, a strange but interesting sounding young adult lit adaptation about Lautner romancing the daughter of a warden on a prison planet.

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Taylor Lautner Is Going To Jail
Thursday, December 9 by

They’re going to love Taylor Lautner in prison. He’s just been sentenced to star in Incarceron. The dumbly-titled film centers around a young man who has spent his entire life in a savage prison society who falls in love with the warden’s daughter.

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First ‘Breaking Dawn’ Image Gets Feathery
Saturday, November 27 by

Here, have a handful of feathers. It’s certainly better than another pic of Bella and Edward avoiding eye contact and then making eye contact.

Maggie Grace To Catfight Kristen Stewart In ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’
Monday, September 27 by

Someone tell this girl how chairs work.
Take off your press-ons, ladies. Things are about to get rowdy. Taken takee Maggie Grace has been cast as Bella's nemesis Irina in Twilight: Breaking Dawn. My girlfriend hasn't updated me yet on the next installment so I'll let Deadline do the honors:
Irina is a member of the Denali coven, considered cousins to the Cullen clan as the only other "vegetarian" vampire group. When Irina blames the Cullens for the death of her lover, her actions set in motion a terrifying chain of events.
And by terrifying they mean sparkly. The film is being directed by Bill Condon and released in two parts because that means more money. The first part comes out November 18, 2011 and the second part November 16, 2012. After that, Twihards dismember a highly populated metropolis.

Taylor Lautner Cries Wolf Over Missing Trailer
Tuesday, August 24 by

Taylor Lautner is howling mad at an RV company for not delivering his trailer on time. Get it? I said "howling mad" because he plays a wolf boy in those awful movies. *sigh*

At any rate, Lautner is so distraught over the matter that he has filed a lawsuit against the company, McMahon's RV, claiming both "annoyance" and "emotional distress."
On the one hand, he allegedly paid $300,000 for the trailer, so I can sort of see his point. On the other hand, he paid $300,000 for a trailer, and someday he'll use it to bang more chicks than I will ever meet even though he looks like one of the rats from those old Quizno's ads. When I look at it that way, I'm more inclined to hope the trailer catches fire while the rich, pretty boy, crybaby is inside. (TMZ via Movie Line)

Helen Mirren and Russell Brand Give ‘Arthur’ a Happy Ending
Wednesday, August 11 by

Who says Hollywood is out of ideas? Obviously they haven't seen this picture of Helen Mirren giving Russell Brand the old "rub & tug" on the set of Arthur. In fact, seeing a geriatric Mirren giving Brand a bathtub HJ is the most original thing I've seen in weeks, and mind you, I watch Bravo daily.

The only question is how is Hollywood going to top this? Chances are we'll see Betty White giving an "Asian massage" to the wolf-boy from Twilight sometime soon. "Team Jacob" indeed! (Cinema Blend)