According to Stallone, the sequel will feature a big showdown between himself and The Muscles from Brussels. He went on to say that he thinks Nic Cage is on board, while John Travolta‘s involvement is “possible.”

The film is set for release August 17th, 2012, so there’s plenty of time to sign up Johnny Weismuller and John Wayne as well.

Oh. Apparently those guys have been dead for 27 and 32 years, respectively. Huh. Then let’s get Michael Dudikoff.

9 to 5

When the siren call of Dolly Parton’s chest lures Dabney Coleman to the jagged rocks of desire, he finds himself in a tough situation. Tired of his sexist and egotistical attitude, the secretary pool abducts him and holds him hostage. While in their capture, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Parton institute some new practices around the office that up productivity. Which really isn’t that easy with Parton’s chest hanging around.

F.I.S.T.

When jerk bosses are treating their workers poorly and garnishing wages, there’s only one man who can lead the Federation of Interstate Truckers and fight for what is good and just. And that man is Sly Stallone. He’s like Norma Rae, but instead of holding a sign, he holds a pipe. He also uses a different definition of the word “strike.”

Clerks

Kevin Smith‘s breakthrough film addressed the drudgery of working retail. Filmed for $19 in his home state of New Jersey, it didn’t win any awards for acting. However, it was well-received by critics and audiences all the same due to Smith’s strong dialogue and bizarre cast of characters.