Finally, SOME CLOSURE!
Three words: Rambo. And. Cash.
Bookending ‘First Blood’, guaranteeing us the closure we deserve.
The Expendables are blasting back into theaters soon, so it’s time to take a look back at the geriatric action film that started it all!
The ’80s were packed with awesome action movies — but which one was the best?! We picked the top 16 contenders, threw them in a bracket, and assembled a panel to duke it out and decide which one was the Best ’80s Action Movie!!
I guess his more talented brother, Frank, was unavailable.
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
He’s going to get his ass beat spectacularly.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
Well, we’re getting it anyway.
It’s just 98 minutes of them having a really funny-sounding conversation.
Stallone played us. He played us all.
Daddy needs a new castle.
We don’t get enough huge dudes killing each other with axes in movies these days.
Everybody loves a good scrap, and we've taken the liberty of taking the beating for you. When it comes to finding the greatest movie knockouts of all time, the following…
Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.
The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.
Training montages in film are an art. They are able to uplift, educate and impress all in one fail swoop. Yet to some film scholars and snobs they are seen…
Will his body hit the floor?
He is difficult to say no to.
It’s surprisingly bereft of action.
All you twisted minds out there are indubitably on the lookout for good torture scenes in horror movies. The following torture scenes just might satisfy your depraved appetite. They were…
It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.
That’s a lot of old man strength.
Athletes are used to being in the spotlight, and we’re used to seeing them there, so only it follows that movies with athlete actors feel as natural as Kobe being…
Even the ridiculously attractive can be homeless.
“Rocky” soundtrack songs are as integral to the movie franchise as anything else in this story of a small time boxe fighting his way to the top. Throughout the five…
Is it a compliment to make this list?