It produced 50,000 Tweets. 50,000 lonely, lonely Tweets.
I was in it for the shark.
The Super Bowl offers a little bit of something for everyone.
The ending of this contest won’t upset 60% of the nation.
It’s a great day for the suffix “-gent” everywhere.
Yup, he says, “I’ll be back.”
He’s drunk with power!
Great news for cord-cutters everywhere.
I’m going to make fun of the selection AND enjoy her performance.
Basically, by making them partners on their subsequent tours.
HOW MANY? Keep reading, and be more patient in the future. We’ll tell you.
I can see the future.
How has there not been a Katy Perry halftime show yet? Seems odd…
The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.
Chalk one up for the violently insane!
We promise no loud noises.
She is SO not getting a sitcom now.
They’re a little more “out there” than NBC’s regular NFL spots.
Poor widdle Timmy Tebow and his Broncos didn’t make it to the Super Bowl. Tim and company choked hard, hopefully presaging the Broncos future as the new Buffalo Bills. Don’t…
If you hate sports, you can just read/watch this article and save yourself five hours.
Just imagine: The movie is ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY times as long as this trailer.
Man, this guy is the worst.
“Laces out,” and so on…
This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”
They should all be Theismanned.
Fergie defending Christina Aguilera is like Gallagher defending Carrot Top.