The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

Chalk one up for the violently insane!

We promise no loud noises.

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

They’re a little more “out there” than NBC’s regular NFL spots.

Poor widdle Timmy Tebow and his Broncos didn’t make it to the Super Bowl. Tim and company choked hard, hopefully presaging the Broncos future as the new Buffalo Bills. Don’t…

If you hate sports, you can just read/watch this article and save yourself five hours.

Just imagine: The movie is ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY times as long as this trailer.

Man, this guy is the worst.

“Laces out,” and so on…

Yeah, right.

This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”

They should all be Theismanned.

Fergie defending Christina Aguilera is like Gallagher defending Carrot Top.