This should keep the little bastard quiet for a while.

Kids can kick ass, too.

So many secrets surround this movie. I don’t know who I can trust.

Finally, I’ll get to see what that damn alien looks like. Then again, maybe not. It’s not like J.J. Abrams is big on closure.

OF COURSE there’s a ‘Super 8′ viral Easter Egg video.

Actress Amanda Michalka appears in Super 8.

Model Caitriona Balfe is moving into acting, beginning with a role in Super 8.

If you can’t wait for this to release on VHS, you can win tickets for an advanced screening.

Witness the birth of a future necrophiliac.

Our new contributor to all things geek, Jenna Busch, takes us back to simpler times, when kids solved mysteries without the Internet.

Turns out to be a patronizing exercise in fabricated childhood emotion.

Maybe the monster is actually invisible. Think about that.

Why watch TV at all when you can get all the movie commercials right here in this post?

Paramount gave the interwebs a ton of new pictures showing the film’s many, many humans.

Production value!

In case Schwarzenegger’s secret kid is pushing the ‘Super 8′ kids temporarily out of your head, here’s some more preview stuff.

‘Star Trek’ fans, rejoice. The J.J. Abrams-patented excessive lens flare is back.

Children are such scaredy cats when it comes to guys with bloody faces pointing guns at them.

Kids do the darndest things. Like videotaping vast governmental cover-ups.

Will this be the one that finally gives the whole movie away?

Study these stills for 10 hours or so and uncover clues I assume are there.

If you like video games, you almost certainly like J.J. Abrams, so you played right into his trap.

Sadly, this is not a still from either film.

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.

You saw the trailer, now check out this mysterious poster for a film that’s clearly at the intersection of Abrams Drive and Spielberg Blvd, near What All The Best 80′s Kids Movies Were Like Municipal Park.

Soon, JJ Abrams transformation into Steven Spielberg will be complete.

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

After combing through the trailer myself, and searching several message boards, I’ve come up with the following eight pictures that may contain hidden clues about the Steven Spielberg produced film.