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Thor Gets His Asgard Tasered In New Clip
Wednesday, March 30 by

Thor has fought monsters, mutants and supervillains. In this clip, we see what kind of incredible firepower it takes to bring down the Thunder God… namely, a taser.

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Shocker: New ‘Transformers 3′ Images Feature Explosions
Wednesday, March 30 by

If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots seem to confirm.

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Geoffrey Rush To Play Fish Chicken Man In ‘Green Lantern’
Wednesday, March 30 by

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?

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Warners Didn’t Like ‘The Green Lantern’ Trailer Either
Wednesday, March 30 by

Don’t worry. We’re going to see a revised marketing onslaught soon enough.

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‘The Hangover 2′ Poster Sheds No New Light On The Film
Monday, March 28 by

I think the monkey symbolizes truth. Or a monkey.

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New ‘Thor’ Character Posters Are Like Mugshots Of The Gods
Sunday, March 27 by

Maybe profile shots are coming out soon.

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‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Teaser Is Here! ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Teaser Is Here!
Wednesday, March 23 by

Oh, Jim Carrey is living with penguins all right!

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New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Photo Shows Mutants Can Just Hang Out Like Regular Humans
Wednesday, March 23 by

The Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters is a place where mutants can hang out, and do whatever!

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New ‘Thor’ Posters Made By Norse God Of Laziness
Friday, March 18 by

These things are not next to (or anywhere near) godliness.

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Thor Smuggles In Blurry Images From Asgard
Wednesday, March 16 by

Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.

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Timberlake Goes Through A Kriss Kross Phase
Wednesday, March 16 by

The new ‘Friends With Benefits’ trailer will make you want to jump. Jump.

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Tom Hanks And Julia Roberts Make Us All Nostalgic In ‘Larry Crowne’ Trailer
Wednesday, March 16 by

Tom Hanks. Julia Roberts. It’s time to party like it’s 1987-1999.

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New ‘Bridesmaids’ Trailer Offers No Surprises (And Vomiting)
Tuesday, March 15 by

If you’re the type of person that enjoys watching people suffer from food poisoning in fancy environments, you will love this trailer.

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See A New Russian ‘X-Men: First Class’ Trailer, Tovarisch
Tuesday, March 15 by

X-мужчин действительно классно!

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Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues
Monday, March 14 by

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.

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SXSW Review: ‘Bridesmaids’ Work Print
Monday, March 14 by

Follows the same plot as all “outrageous wedding” movies.

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Brains vs. Booty: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Zombie Art
Friday, March 11 by

Dead men tell no tales, but apparently undead men can have their own pirate ship and smoke a pipe. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

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New ‘Super 8′ Poster Has Super Disorientation Powers
Friday, March 11 by

You saw the trailer, now check out this mysterious poster for a film that’s clearly at the intersection of Abrams Drive and Spielberg Blvd, near What All The Best 80′s Kids Movies Were Like Municipal Park.

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New ‘Hangover 2′ Pic Loses Points For Lack Of Monkey
Friday, March 11 by

For the record, if your film doesn’t feature a monkey it’s an automatic turd that couldn’t open on a tugboat.

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An Alien Runs Amok In New ‘Super 8′ Trailer
Friday, March 11 by

Soon, JJ Abrams transformation into Steven Spielberg will be complete.

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J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries
Thursday, March 10 by

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

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New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf
Thursday, March 10 by

If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.

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Green Band ‘Bad Teacher’ Teaser Probably Still Inappropriate For Children
Thursday, March 10 by

See if you can spot all 26 differences!

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New ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Characters You May Tolerate
Wednesday, March 9 by

‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ has released a few new character posters, including an evil peacock or some kind of thing.

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New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Still Shows The Danger Of Shooting On Those Wooden Sets
Wednesday, March 9 by

That hangar is coming out of Havok’s allowance.

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Michael Bay Was Drunk When He Agreed To ‘Transformers 3′
Wednesday, March 9 by

So that explains where the title ‘Dark Of The Moon’ came from.

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New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Posters Feature Heads Floating On Groins
Tuesday, March 8 by

The marketing team behind these ‘X-Men: First Class’ posters have revealed their mutant power: they can create images that boggle the mind with terribleness.

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‘Bad Teacher’ Poster Deserves A “B-”
Tuesday, March 8 by

Things I like: Cameron Diaz’ legs.

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Everybody Is Still Kung Fu Fighting In ‘Kung Fu Panda 2′ Trailer
Friday, March 4 by

Time to teach children to settle their conflicts by kicking one another once again.

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New ‘Captain America’ Photo Shows Why The Red Skull Is Called That
Thursday, March 3 by

Oh, THAT’S why he’s called The Red Skull.