Watch out. He might jump back and kiss himself.

I cannot condone Mr. Smith’s behavior.

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Comedian.

That’s a lot of time to spend on a talk show host.

When you least expect it…

The effects of working too hard and drinking too much scotch.

Things really get dramatic at the balcony.

He wears it well.

One backwoods road at a time.

Somehow not as cool as the Batmobile.

Not how Dr. Seuss intended.

Tastes like caribou.

He took the shot first.

Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.

Someone’s getting serviced tonight.

Gotham will have to wait. The Caped Crusader needs some color.

Don’t hesitate!

Someone went too far down the rabbit hole.

Don’t let the government see you cross it.

Sad Keanu just got some competition.

Just when you thought the Good Guy Doll couldn’t be anymore terrifying.

It’s not cool to freeze people, is it Hut?

Oh God! Where are his legs?! His legs!

The Dinosaur Civil Rights Union is going to have a field day with this.

It’s amazing what a mustache can do.

They do joyous with frowns.

…down a volcano.

It doesn’t quite capture the hate.

He can be your man in motion.

Somehow makes it a little more jolly.