80 tattoos of the actress’s face.

Brendan. He gets no respect.

I hope Lisa’s a virtual girlfriend.

You could make your very own drummer clone.

If it were Nicole Ritchie I wouldn’t be as concerned.

His simple program changes lives.

He’s just trying to save the trees.

The tuxedo didn’t help him keep his cool.

Great, now it’s stuck in my head.

Comin’ straight out da freeza.

I won’t be commissioning a drawing from him anytime soon.

Looks like Fett needs some motivation.

Hide your ghost kids, hide your ghost wife.

The nicest guy in Hollywood, without a doubt.

The Batman’s tired of protecting this shithole town.

At least the kid is making it in the world.

IBM needs to prep Watson better on Tolkien.

“The Simpsons” always seems to get it right.

I bet Rooney’s more treacherous than King Koopa.

Now try to fit it into a ball.

Fox is really progressive in marketing their shows.

Cannot be unseen.

Even cartoon pooches gotta poop.

Do the string dance with no hands and legs, ya crazy bastard.

Imagine all the things you can do with it!

Certified Grade A-Team Beef.

With any luck, he’ll put his hand in her honey pot.

They killed an extremely lifelike version of that “South Park” character named Kenny.

What a Maaaaaaaaaaaarvel-ous pie.

Watch out. He might jump back and kiss himself.