Part man, part machine, all bro.
Time for all New Yorkers to vote Republican.
Batdog will save the day, right after a brisk game of catch.
Someone’s gettin’ down in the broom closet.
I’m having a hard time handling this truth.
You can do more than tickle him for a bump.
I don’t remember “X-Files” being so breezy.
I’m in the mood for some hot Willis on Willis action.
Shirley you can’t be serious.
I beleive the technical term is “predalien”. Or is it “pedalien”?
It means no worries for the rest of your days…which are numbered.
Grandma just loves “Eastbound and Down.”
Holk Hogan is barely holding it together.
Marcia Gay Harden deserves better.
I would have ordered my Batman latte stronger.
He’s our distinguished family guy.
Captain’s log includes a need for treats.
As if they weren’t mutant-y enough.
That costume’s going to be abrasive when they get down to business.
Even rockstars need moments for pontification.
This isn’t the trash can you’re looking for.
Luke Skywalker is now enemy number 1.
Awfully passive superheros. Are they watching The Avengers take charge?
Post-impressionist painters should have done more superhero-themed work.
I know it’s fake, but it’s fun to imagine it’s not.
Discipline him and see what happens.
I’m assuming it wasn’t for a movie.
Show Lord Vader how you really feel.