I’m having a hard time handling this truth.

You can do more than tickle him for a bump.

I don’t remember “X-Files” being so breezy.

I’m in the mood for some hot Willis on Willis action.

I beleive the technical term is “predalien”. Or is it “pedalien”?

It means no worries for the rest of your days…which are numbered.

Bon appetit!

Grandma just loves “Eastbound and Down.”

Holk Hogan is barely holding it together.

Marcia Gay Harden deserves better.

I would have ordered my Batman latte stronger.

He’s our distinguished family guy.

Captain’s log includes a need for treats.

As if they weren’t mutant-y enough.

That costume’s going to be abrasive when they get down to business.

Even rockstars need moments for pontification.

This isn’t the trash can you’re looking for.

Luke Skywalker is now enemy number 1.

MInd blown.

Post-impressionist painters should have done more superhero-themed work.

I know it’s fake, but it’s fun to imagine it’s not.

Discipline him and see what happens.

I’m assuming it wasn’t for a movie.

Show Lord Vader how you really feel.

For God’s sake, someone get that silly hat alien off of Princess Beatrice!

No wonder he has no time for Ghostbusters 3.

Hope he got a signed statement from that woman this time.