He can’t possibly be more inept than Dangle.

This means major progression for superheros everywhere.

Ohhhhh, it’s “Pity the fool.” That makes much more sense.

If the Death Star won’t take him in, who will?

They give him that extra bit of confidence throughout the day.

The artist requests that you say the name of his work three times.

Someone put 9000 LEGO pieces and a crapload of time into this.

It’s a rough life when you’re hiding out from the government.

Apparently the singles mingle didn’t yield any results.

But what will the zombies eat?

Remember to pack for the premiere of the next film.

I always buy mine in bulk.

Probably has a stricter health code than the Springfield location.

Laurie Masters loves her some Dexter.

If Party Down ever becomes a movie, we’ll be having a lot of fun.

Was into Energon before it was cool.

Just pizza stuff.

You’re furred.

His muscles won’t save him from his watery fate below.

If people don’t show up to audition, improvise.

Just make sure you don’t get any on your sweet ‘stache.

This is not the toddler you’re looking for.

And here I thought Voldemort lost it to cocaine.

The Internet has destroyed the joy of going to the video store.

Del Monte created a Hasselhoff-shaped popsicle for National Ice Cream Month. You can lick it.

Just don’t reply, “What?” little girl. He hates that.

Part man, part machine, all bro.

Time for all New Yorkers to vote Republican.

Batdog will save the day, right after a brisk game of catch.

Someone’s gettin’ down in the broom closet.